Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No one's ever done that for me before. Do it again.

Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know you were dating someone, Emma.

that, of course, the song was "It Was You."

So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me,

So... I'm pretty good at archery.

Hey, I heard. You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?

Just keep up the good work, ladies.

- All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi."

That's very impressive.

We can... I can do better than that.

Ow! Don't! Don't!

Look at my dick!!!!!

Well, yeah, but...

You have 45 seconds to pull your shit together, OK?

I combined them.

That comes later, baby.

And the thing about fucking in a Prius

Was I like charming and funny when I told you?

- I'm gonna hold your hand. - Wow. This is all moving so fast.

I can almost see where your muscles go.

...it's the best sex of my life.

'Cause I'm so happy

What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?

"Hey, I want to have sex with you,

- Thanks. - Cozy.

That's weird. You just pulled up

Google Maps. Nice.

You don't remember my name, do you?

We have like 15 minutes to get food, so...

but I wanted to tell you in person.

If anybody asks, this is a Seeing Eye dog.

You know, I worry about you sometimes.

It's gonna be OK.

Look, I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship.

Screw the customers.

I have played before,

Don't call my penis cute.

I didn't know that my body could handle that much pain.

You need to get even. Go have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends.

You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it.

Did you have a good time last night?

It's just, you've been kind of depressing to be around lately,

Victoria! Seriously? Like, I can see you smoking right there.

Why are you making him listen to Lil Wayne?

I'll call you in the morning.

We're gonna have to come up with some new rules.

You feeling any better?

Excuse me! Excuse me! You can't do that here.

but I'm not prepared to say that we didn't.

Oh, you know what? I need a napkin. Can I just borrow this one?

What are you doing?

God, I’m single as fuck

Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact.

She was like screaming and crying last night.

is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

And she's gonna fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress.

Why didn't she tell me?

you're gonna be having sex with your wife.

You can't fight me, you're miniature. You're like a girl Rick Moranis.

That's what hit. Do you think they could remix the song?

- He what? - The Purple Drank.

Your sister's wedding thing?

You look amazing.

That's adjective.

I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend

- Great job. Great job... - Wait. What are, people?

What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?

I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone,

I don't want to go home.

I'll just be over here if you need me.

Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.

Oh, my God, I'm so hungry.

- This is Joy. - I'm Joy. Hi.

But he has this...

- Good for you. - Adam?

It's my dad. There's an emergency. He's in the hospital.

using big words...

You're wearing actual long johns? What?!

Wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again.

Oh, by the way...

- What is he, a drifter? - No.

And you're gonna think back to this moment,

You texted me that you were dying.

It was a nice funeral.

- Hi. How do you do? - How do I what?

- You're getting married. - I'm getting married!

- Yeah. I stuck it in. - Wow.

Yeah, it's... You don't want to be late.

- Really? - So... Yeah.

So, how did I get here?

I really don't like the Little Wayne. Can't understand what he's saying.

I'm gonna do a video.