Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're getting married. - I'm getting married!
I don't want to go home.
That comes later, baby.
I can almost see where your muscles go.
You don't remember my name, do you?
that, of course, the song was "It Was You."
Why?
Oh, fuck.
So, how did I get here?
- What is he, a drifter? - No.
Look, I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship.
What are you doing?
Great Scott!
That's true.
- He what? - The Purple Drank.
Oh, by the way...
You need help?
- This is Joy. - I'm Joy. Hi.
I combined them.
...it's the best sex of my life.
It's just, you've been kind of depressing to be around lately,
- Yeah. I stuck it in. - Wow.
Bye.
Why are you making him listen to Lil Wayne?
And you're gonna think back to this moment,
but I wanted to tell you in person.
You're wearing actual long johns? What?!
I know this might be hard, but just because I'm your ex-girlfriend
You can't fight me, you're miniature. You're like a girl Rick Moranis.
Hey, I heard. You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?
is that you don't have to feel guilty afterwards.
I'm a mess.
Oh, my God, I'm so hungry.
That's what hit. Do you think they could remix the song?
- Good for you. - Adam?
Oh, sorry. I saw that he listed you as an emergency contact.
Thank you.
Why didn't she tell me?
Me too.
Don't call my penis cute.
Oh, you know what? I need a napkin. Can I just borrow this one?
Here we go.
Are you?
And she's gonna fly down with Bones and help me shop for the dress.
So... I'm pretty good at archery.
I have played before,
I mean, great.
God, I’m single as fuck
- Hey. - Yeah.
It was a nice funeral.
Yes!
Screw the customers.
Don't drop me.
Yeah, I'm the man with the two gay dads.
- Great job. Great job... - Wait. What are, people?
If anybody asks, this is a Seeing Eye dog.
Ow! Don't! Don't!
Excuse me! Excuse me! You can't do that here.
Oh, Adam.
Frank Sinatra.
"Hey, I want to have sex with you,
I didn't know that my body could handle that much pain.
What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?
- Really? - So... Yeah.
And the thing about fucking in a Prius
Hey.
You know, I worry about you sometimes.
- Thanks. - Cozy.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Hi. How do you do? - How do I what?
Was I like charming and funny when I told you?
OK.
Your sister's wedding thing?
You need to get even. Go have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends.
You look amazing.
You feeling any better?
- All right. Well, what'd she text you? - "Hi."
We have like 15 minutes to get food, so...
Well, yeah, but...
Great.
using big words...
Adam.
you're gonna be having sex with your wife.
You're right.
Who? Adam?
Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know you were dating someone, Emma.
Yeah, it's... You don't want to be late.
but I'm not prepared to say that we didn't.
I'll call you in the morning.
I really don't like the Little Wayne. Can't understand what he's saying.
Wanted to see if you wanted to hang out again.
- I'm gonna hold your hand. - Wow. This is all moving so fast.
It's gonna be OK.
That's adjective.
You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it.
You have 45 seconds to pull your shit together, OK?
That's very impressive.
We can... I can do better than that.
That's weird. You just pulled up
Did you have a good time last night?
It's my dad. There's an emergency. He's in the hospital.
No one's ever done that for me before. Do it again.
Look at my dick!!!!!
I like you.
We're gonna have to come up with some new rules.
So you can't text me and you can't e-mail me,
Victoria! Seriously? Like, I can see you smoking right there.
Google Maps. Nice.
Madukurayyyy.
You texted me that you were dying.
But he has this...
Great job.
She was like screaming and crying last night.
What did you want to talk to me about, anyway?
What hospital?
I'm gonna do a video.
I'll just be over here if you need me.
OK.
'Cause I'm so happy
Oh, we're not.
Just keep up the good work, ladies.
I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone,
How do you do?