Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you read it for me? Is that weird?

He was like, "No, you're doing that wrong." It was amazing.

- I was a very bad girl on that trip. - You're kidding me?

The bridesmaids had pot.

No, then you did this thing. It was...

- Mine, too, please. - Certainly.

Emma, we have to be in the hospital in ten minutes.

Let's take a look and see what we have here.

This is very exciting.

- Come on. - You can't do Drew Barrymore.

So, what'd you write back?

- Have you got? - Let's do this.

Yeah, and honestly, like, I didn't think that you could write,

- Yeah. Yes. - Yeah. Good.

Oh, my God. You're touching me. This is so happening.

- Sorry. - Yeah.

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I've been ho, ho, hoping that I'd get the chance to talk to you.

- It's kind of girly, but nice, huh? - What do you drive?

...made you this.

It has been a pleasure.

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You have two gay dads.

Hey, one more thing.

I date guys who steal my credit card,

I don't know. I'll figure it out.

My dad invited me to dinner,

Go to the nearest bar and have sex with a stranger.

Who do you think you are, the old guy from Up?

- Are you excited? - Yeah.

Are you there? You're not there, are you?

I'd choose Adam, every time.

I can't keep doing this.

Do you want to go to my room?

No. You know, I get it, right? That you're sleeping with Emma?

What were you, a cocksman? What do they say?

And I date guys who have real problems.

Thank you for what you did back at the restaurant.

He doesn't want me to call him.

You are such an overachiever.

That makes sense.

'Cause given the choice between Adam and his dad,

Hey. Where is he? What happened?

You're always fine.

because my other underwear is dirty.

You know, you shouldn't have gotten her a balloon actually.

and he's bringing Vanessa.

It's not crazy. I mean, thank you for reading it.

You want to grab a muffin or something?

You don't even Know me.

According to Wikipedia, it was founded on July 4th, 1776. After George Washington— I am not fucking done talking.

What's wrong with what we're doing? It's working. We don't have to fight...

I mean, not since Vanessa.

Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you!

- Hey, do you wanna? - What?

Happy ho-lidays!

You're gonna need two boxes.

- Let's... Why don't we? - OK.

She drives me crazy.

She is so good at impressions.

But I love you. I'm totally and completely in love with you,

Glad I wore a good bra.

I'll tell him you said that.

And I think you thought you were at home,

I have to say, this is probably the best birthday dinner ever.

You are not even a woman.

Take care, ladies.

All right? Be there. Bring anyone you want, all right?

Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon?

Look at my face. What does my face say?

I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me?

I... I guess I wanted to hear your voice.

OK. The box of 50 doughnut holes is $5.79.

- What? No, I mean... - No, I'm not here without you.

Isn't that something?

- That's amazing. - Yeah, so she... Yeah.

He's Mom's friend.

Yeah, just... That'll be easier, switch...

Are you having sex?

Yeah, we got a lot to do. We got to make up for lost time.

Yeah, I think so.

Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind.

You're coming tomorrow, right?

- You guys liked it? Like really? - Yeah.

I'm gonna do this.