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Let's smoke some weed.
almost every day at the lab.
- Great Scott. - OK.
Must be a nightmare.
- Come on, just sit down for a second. - Sit down.
Yes.
- I love you. - I know.
Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore.
Hohoho
Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying:
We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts!
- You don't? - No.
There were so many interesting things going on.
I see thousands.
No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes.
- Happy birthday, happy birthday - Birth... day!
I gotta go. I'm still at work, so...
Nice meeting you.
- Oh. - Yeah.
- Take care. - Take care, ladies.
Hi, you look nice.
I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
Can I finger you?
Oh, yeah?
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays.
But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows?
Sari. I told you to play hard to get.
You find these perfect guys,
So I did. I got in my car, and here I am.
You're a really good cook.
- You told me to. - You shouldn't listen to me.
Maybe we don't need to talk about everything.
Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin'
Watch and learn.
These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school?
Id like to leave the door open when i pee
Bye.
Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing.
His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool.
They're not... they're not nice. They're not nice girls.
Thanks.
That was really hard to watch.
- I'm working. - OK.
But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number.
You're wonderful.
Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things,
Hey, it's Adam.
- Yeah! - So excited!
And I think that... you got good at being strong for me.
Sorry. Just... quick. Thank you. Beautiful.
I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller.
- Well, it won't be me. - It won't be me.
Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus.
Yes! Yes!
Yeah, I can come to Ohio.
Thank you.
Can I see Pedro's feather? It ripped off from Scrat's behavior.
- Is that weird? OK. - No.
Hey, I was wondering...
Actually...
- What? - This was all you.
God, I am single as fuck.
Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me.
She's just using me for my car.
Birthday boy
Sorry, gotta go. So sorry.
- It's Patrice. - Hey!
I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah.
Let's just go see him, OK?
- Do you want to get out of here? - Yep.
and then I texted you my address, and then you came over.
Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy.
Oh, this? I just threw it together.
It's a classic.
I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe."
were actually babies?
Adam! Franklin!
This is really good stuff.
Sure you do. And that's fine, for now.
Is everything OK? Are you?
What? Emma?
How long do we have till we have to be there?
Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies?
This is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin.
You were like, "Look at my dick!"
Mom is so excited.
Yeah, I got it.