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I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah.
- Do you want to get out of here? - Yep.
Birthday boy
I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe."
Hi, you look nice.
Mom is so excited.
Nice meeting you.
Hohoho
- Yeah! - So excited!
Sorry, gotta go. So sorry.
Hey, I was wondering...
- Well, it won't be me. - It won't be me.
You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school?
But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number.
But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows?
Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me.
Is everything OK? Are you?
Hey, it's Adam.
This is really good stuff.
Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin'
Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying:
These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing.
Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus.
I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
- Great Scott. - OK.
Oh, yeah?
Sorry. Just... quick. Thank you. Beautiful.
Yeah, I got it.
- I'm working. - OK.
How long do we have till we have to be there?
- You told me to. - You shouldn't listen to me.
Watch and learn.
I gotta go. I'm still at work, so...
So I did. I got in my car, and here I am.
Maybe we don't need to talk about everything.
Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies?
Yeah, I can come to Ohio.
And I think that... you got good at being strong for me.
- What? - This was all you.
We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts!
and then I texted you my address, and then you came over.
Sari. I told you to play hard to get.
Actually...
- You don't? - No.
Bye.
so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool.
- Happy birthday, happy birthday - Birth... day!
Id like to leave the door open when i pee
were actually babies?
- Come on, just sit down for a second. - Sit down.
- Take care. - Take care, ladies.
Let's just go see him, OK?
Adam! Franklin!
Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy.
It's a classic.
There were so many interesting things going on.
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays.
Can I finger you?
- Oh. - Yeah.
Must be a nightmare.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
This is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin.
Can I see Pedro's feather? It ripped off from Scrat's behavior.
No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes.
His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra.
Yes! Yes!
Sure you do. And that's fine, for now.
You were like, "Look at my dick!"
almost every day at the lab.
Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore.
You're wonderful.
You find these perfect guys,
Oh, this? I just threw it together.
They're not... they're not nice. They're not nice girls.
That was really hard to watch.
God, I am single as fuck.
- I love you. - I know.
- It's Patrice. - Hey!
Thanks.
- Is that weird? OK. - No.
She's just using me for my car.
You're a really good cook.
I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller.
Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things,
Thank you.
Yes.
I see thousands.
What? Emma?
Let's smoke some weed.