Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But we should hang out. Let me just... I'll get your number.
Yes! Yes!
- Is that weird? OK. - No.
Is everything OK? Are you?
She's just using me for my car.
This is really good stuff.
Birthday boy
- I'm working. - OK.
and then I texted you my address, and then you came over.
Must be a nightmare.
We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty, dirty, sluts!
No jealousy, no staring deeply into each other's eyes.
I gave him some hydrocodone for the night. It's a very strong painkiller.
Hohoho
You're 22. Do you really think you're ready to quit school?
Yeah, friends with benefits? Fuck buddies?
Here's my business card. I'm the owner. Me.
Look, even if I did like him, it doesn't change what we're doing.
Let's make fun of the hung-over naked guy.
- Take care. - Take care, ladies.
so if you wanted to give it to me, that's cool.
Oh, this? I just threw it together.
His daughters, Emma and Katie, and his wife, Sandra.
Can I see Pedro's feather? It ripped off from Scrat's behavior.
You're a really good cook.
I see thousands.
Can I finger you?
Nice meeting you.
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays.
Keep bleedin' I keep, keep bleedin'
- Great Scott. - OK.
were actually babies?
Mom is so excited.
almost every day at the lab.
These are really powerful painkillers. I can't feel anything.
Hey, I was wondering...
- You don't? - No.
Yeah, I got it.
- Happy birthday, happy birthday - Birth... day!
How long do we have till we have to be there?
Sari. I told you to play hard to get.
Actually...
And I think that... you got good at being strong for me.
Thank you.
Hey. I'm, like, actually one of those freaks who reads things,
Hi, you look nice.
Thanks.
- You told me to. - You shouldn't listen to me.
I just worked 14 hours. I'm not gonna meet your parents.
I'd like to start calling you "honey" and "babe."
Sure you do. And that's fine, for now.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Id like to leave the door open when i pee
Watch and learn.
Oh, yeah?
- What? - This was all you.
That was really hard to watch.
What? Emma?
I'll, like, find my way home. Go. Yeah.
Maybe we don't need to talk about everything.
Yeah, sometimes my neck gets sore.
It's a classic.
Sorry. Just... quick. Thank you. Beautiful.
Come on, it's soup. It's good for your uterus.
Bye.
Let's smoke some weed.
Sorry, gotta go. So sorry.
But then again, she is a functioning psychotic, so it's like, who knows?
You find these perfect guys,
- Well, it won't be me. - It won't be me.
I gotta go. I'm still at work, so...
- I love you. - I know.
Yeah, I can come to Ohio.
You were like, "Look at my dick!"
- It's Patrice. - Hey!
Yes.
There were so many interesting things going on.
You're wonderful.
Come on, the "Where are you?" text is like saying:
- Yeah! - So excited!
So I did. I got in my car, and here I am.
God, I am single as fuck.
- Do you want to get out of here? - Yep.
Hey, it's Adam.
Let's just go see him, OK?
They're not... they're not nice. They're not nice girls.
This is my sister, Katie, and her lover, Kevin.
- Come on, just sit down for a second. - Sit down.
Adam! Franklin!