Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I would never write that. - See, I like to be kind of scary.

I'm not gonna hit you.

He sprained his wrist punching a wall.

- Are you crying? - No.

Katie, is everything OK? I got your message.

Can we get a medic, please?

You don't know everything about your dad.

I'll call you, or something.

Keep, keep bleedin' love

Well, this hole's a little bit more complicated.

I want your face.

- Did I just pass out on your couch? - No.

You fight like a hamster.

What are you doing here?

Thank you for this. This...

You want to go with me to this stupid thing?

No, no. I know you can dance alone, and I know that you'll be fine.

Adam... old people scare me.

- I know I can't just call you. - No. You can't.

No one threw up on me today.

أنا لن أكتب هذا أبداً I would never write that

You know, it's just... I know, it sounds crazy,

What? Oh, my God.

- I'm so sorry. - Yeah.

You're heavily sedated.

That's... That's not true. It's all you.

You're doing great.

But I'm so hungry.

We got to talking. About you, mostly.

يجب ان نخرج سوايا we should hang out

- What's this? - These are my feet, Adam.

Use each other for sex, at all hours of the day and night.

I've got the ice chips, honey. Here you go.

- We haven't talked in months. - I'm the bride, it's my day.

Is that your phone? Do you wanna?

And you're gonna have to deal with that.

Happy holidays. I was in The Wedding Singer.

I can't stop thinking about him.

- Where are you? - I don't know.

So, I'll call you, or something...

I'm gonna have to stop you right there.

They buy each other flowers, and they go to museums...

You don't have to feel embarrassed, because we're all doctors,

- Yeah, great job, man. - Really good, yeah.

- Nice? - It seems kind of like carefree.

- I can take that. - You cold?

This is gonna be like Sideways, except that you're Paul Giamatti,

I mean, maybe we should establish some ground rules.

Love it, own it, lost it, bought it again. It's so great.

"Hi, how are you doing?" And then a winky face.

So, we won't be there for the rehearsal dinner,

Now I know why you never wanted to have breakfast with me.

- Thank God we're on time. - Yeah.

We really have to be somewhere now, so...

Am I boring you?

Thank you. We'll be friends, right?

What? Oh, my God. You're sorry? Are you crazy?

- No shit? - Yeah.

Yeah, right. Everyone loves you and your dad's like famous, or something.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday.

Hey. So... I really feel like it needs to be more ghetto.

- I had a bad trip on The Drank. - Yeah, I heard.

- Why? - 'Cause my brain's so big.

- Oh, don't even think about it. - I'm gonna go talk to him.

You have a pretty big mouth. Oh, easy.

Are you OK? Are you OK? What happened?

so why am i naked in my ex's room?

Well, hello to you!

Yeah. I felt that.

Because my brain is so big