Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm so glad you guys could join us for dinner.

Oh, by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show.

- Hey, Eli. - Hey.

That's so romantic.

Yep, I'm definitely gay.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

- You should be taking care of him. - I can't do this. I can't do it.

- Here's our itinerary. - You made me an itinerary?

The other, as if everything is a miracle."

i told you that this was a pijama party.

She said I should hook up with other people.

I really like you.

- Yeah. - That flippy thing, what was that?

and I might start avoiding you in the hallway, that's all.

I'm incredibly easy to get.

- So, that's that story. - Cheers.

- Look at my face. - No, I get it. I just...

- Nice. - Bravo, bravo.

Do you think so?

- Did we do it? - We had sex.

- Hey. Nice moves. - Hey.

and she looks happy, and...

My friend, she's having a party. I'm already so late.

I haven't seen you in... wow.

- Seriously, it's distracting for me. - Thank you. For reading it.

- And that's a good idea? - Yeah, it'll be fine.

WOW! THIS IS ALL MOVING SO FAST!

You look beautiful today.

But there is this extra episode right before the break.

You have 45 seconds to cum inside my pussy

and have sex for, I'm guessing, ten minutes.

Adam. All right, I'm not the perfect dad.

What are you doing?!

- That's really sweet. Thanks, guys. - Fuck you!

I work 80 hours a week, doing 36-hour shifts.

...if you come any closer,

Wait, wait, wait. Fuck, fuckety-fuck. What was it? Stop.

OK, full disclosure:

Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come.

- Happy? - Annoyingly happy, all the time.

- Let's not talk about it. - Oh, OK. OK.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at this.

I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care.

- Do you want to call and just? - Yeah.

- Weird. - Wow.

- You remember when I went to Cabo? - Yeah.

OK. You know, I don't want to freak you out, but...

You can have the rest.

- Hey. ...three-two-five-one.

I know. I hurt you. I'm sorry.

With the height difference?

How do they change these lightbulbs?

But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me.

So, when I have to tell someone that someone they loved died,

Are you crying?

With who? "Bones"? Who's Bones?

- You have to come. - No, I don't.

Boyfriend. And my best friend.

- Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks.

Chuck! Chuck! Will you please fuck off? Please?

- Hey, Dad. - Hey.

but I just need to know how drunk you are."

A hungry pioneer lost on the trail.

- Happy birthday, happy birthday - Hap... py!

You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

and then three months in, my therapist died.

I moved here a week ago.

A couple hours.

- Where are you, Dad? - It's Nemo.

"God, I want to, like, drive over there and tell him in person."

Do you think so?

She's quick. Like a puma.

Sometimes my neck gets sore…because my brain is so big

It's been a year. It's time to move on.

- You wanna go get a coffee? - No, thanks.

- I don't know. - Come on.

Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this,

It was a really nice funeral.

I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together,

But you should just know that I'm gonna be there right next to her every day,

I keep bleedin'...

"There are only two ways to live your life.

Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny.

- OK! Yeah! - Great. Great.

No, Adam, it's after 10pm.

- So tall... - And he's so, like...

Pick up some of that kettle corn.

...the tomatoes are Australian.

Why are you not trying to fuck that girl?

Do you have someplace I could put my boner?