Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Give me that! - That's my phone!

I'll be back in like... an hour.

How long have you two been together?

Wait. Should I take my shirt off, or do you want to...

All right, we're hot. You feel hot?

Sometimes my neck gets sore

The world can take it.

I'm getting married!

I don't want to hurt you.

- How are you? - Good.

It's nice to see they're supporting your career.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Your dad told me to give it to you.

No problem at all. Just get a little closer, ladies.

I agree, it didn't work. Drop it.

- You live here? - Yep.

until someone agrees to have sex with me.

If you're lucky, you're never gonna see me again.

and two of someone else's,

To help soothe your womb.

- Patrice! Hey! - How are you?

- I know you think it's stupid. - No. No, I don't.

- I don't want to go. - Yeah, all right.

You just have to be drunk and look hot.

- Great. - That's good.

Stop teasing him, you guys.

- Will you please say something? - Wait.

- You're a doctor? - Not yet. Fingers crossed.

You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you.

and maybe some flowers.

No, it's one milkshake, two straws. That's what makes it special.

- What are we gonna do? - About what?

- Do an impression, then. - Yes, do an impression.

And we... well, we'd like your blessing, Adam.

Adam's episode is taping tonight, so Eli wanted to go.

You know me. This stuff freaks me out.

Don't dress up your penis. Ever.

We found the Great Pumpkin!

Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it. It's a terrible idea.

How you gonna do that?

- OK? - No, he's ten-one.

- God, you look so beautiful. - And your eyes are so pretty.

- Dance? - Yeah, like...

It's all you. This was all you.

You really think she's just using him for his car?

Yeah, well, I don't know.

She drives me crazy.

Good evening, sir.

Shira, I feel like there are parts of me that I haven't explored yet.

You're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that.

- She's not into it. - Shit. Seriously?

- Hey. Can I? - Hey. Of course.

- I rowed crew at Harvard. - Oh, Harvard.

and you're gonna call me up, crying.

I didn't take it from my parents.

It's not really possible. I have no time.

- We love you already! - Come on, family hug!

I wanted to get your opinion on this episode that I wrote.

I know this is random. I just...

"You give me premature ventricular contractions."

so we see literally hundreds of penises a week.

What are you wearing?

Yeah. I know it's over, and I'm looking.

But the worst thing you can do in life is to say no to love.

- Yeah. - Shoot, I left my phone in my office...

but this is like, this is really fun.

- It's your birthday - Birthday

- "Where are you?" - What are you writing?

- This is crazy. - You made me a period mix.

- I got it. - OK.

Also, I'd like to leave the door open when I pee.

Good luck with that.

You know, for your own safety, you'd better get your stuff and go.

Yeah. You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

- Good seeing you guys. Have fun. - Yeah.

Hey, you know the best part about my gay dads?

Usually I spend Valentine's Day catching up on work and stuff,

- What did you want to talk to me about? - Wait. Just hang out here.

Don't worry about it. I'll see you Saturday.

By the way, tell your dad, it's like my favorite show ever.

You just gotta walk away, pal. It's over.

I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog.

She is not my girlfriend.