Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and two of someone else's,

- Yeah. - Shoot, I left my phone in my office...

but this is like, this is really fun.

I wanted to get your opinion on this episode that I wrote.

How long have you two been together?

It's all you. This was all you.

- I know you think it's stupid. - No. No, I don't.

Hey, you know the best part about my gay dads?

Sometimes my neck gets sore

and maybe some flowers.

Well, I didn't think you'd actually do it. It's a terrible idea.

You just have to be drunk and look hot.

Yeah, well, I don't know.

You know me. This stuff freaks me out.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

To help soothe your womb.

Adam's episode is taping tonight, so Eli wanted to go.

We found the Great Pumpkin!

I agree, it didn't work. Drop it.

- I rowed crew at Harvard. - Oh, Harvard.

If you're lucky, you're never gonna see me again.

- She's not into it. - Shit. Seriously?

- I got it. - OK.

Good evening, sir.

- What did you want to talk to me about? - Wait. Just hang out here.

Yeah. I know it's over, and I'm looking.

She drives me crazy.

- Patrice! Hey! - How are you?

It's nice to see they're supporting your career.

I'm getting married!

- God, you look so beautiful. - And your eyes are so pretty.

No problem at all. Just get a little closer, ladies.

- Will you please say something? - Wait.

"You give me premature ventricular contractions."

- Give me that! - That's my phone!

But the worst thing you can do in life is to say no to love.

I know this is random. I just...

How you gonna do that?

I mean, it's about high-schoolers who sing and dance and blog.

Shira, I feel like there are parts of me that I haven't explored yet.

Usually I spend Valentine's Day catching up on work and stuff,

- Do an impression, then. - Yes, do an impression.

- Great. - That's good.

Good luck with that.

Don't worry about it. I'll see you Saturday.

What are you wearing?

Don't dress up your penis. Ever.

- Good seeing you guys. Have fun. - Yeah.

All right, we're hot. You feel hot?

- I don't want to go. - Yeah, all right.

Yeah. You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.

- "Where are you?" - What are you writing?

- It's your birthday - Birthday

Stop teasing him, you guys.

- Dance? - Yeah, like...

Also, I'd like to leave the door open when I pee.

- What are we gonna do? - About what?

- You live here? - Yep.

You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you.

And we... well, we'd like your blessing, Adam.

Your dad told me to give it to you.

and you're gonna call me up, crying.

You just gotta walk away, pal. It's over.

- Hey. Can I? - Hey. Of course.

- OK? - No, he's ten-one.

Wait. Should I take my shirt off, or do you want to...

- You're a doctor? - Not yet. Fingers crossed.

I didn't take it from my parents.

so we see literally hundreds of penises a week.

By the way, tell your dad, it's like my favorite show ever.

You really think she's just using him for his car?

It's not really possible. I have no time.

You're so good at being alone. Mom and I aren't like that.

I'll be back in like... an hour.

You know, for your own safety, you'd better get your stuff and go.

until someone agrees to have sex with me.

- How are you? - Good.

She is not my girlfriend.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No, it's one milkshake, two straws. That's what makes it special.

- We love you already! - Come on, family hug!

The world can take it.

I don't want to hurt you.

- This is crazy. - You made me a period mix.