Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is that really what you want? - This Friday.

Get that shit away from me.

Listen, let me take you to a nice birthday dinner tonight.

And I think she really loves me.

I didn't know you were dating someone.

You're fucking my ex-girlfriend?

You're gonna have to bank it off there. It's all about the geometry.

What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2am,

- Like what? - Just something important, OK?

I'm not letting you go.

It's obvious. I completely love you. There.

Are you kidding me?

- You're Patrice, right? - Yes.

- So make sure you come by. - Yeah.

Oh. That's crazy. I was like, "What's he gonna say?"

but we'll definitely be there for the wedding on Saturday.

Oh, my God. She's getting on the buffet table? That makes...

- It was very good. - It was OK.

- I'm so sorry. - No...

Go big or go home.

- I'm not supposed to tell anyone. - Yes! Wow!

You grew up to be a lot smarter than me.

Think that's gonna last?

Like a real date.

Hello. How can I help you?

He has the best heart.

- What's up? - Look, I should probably go.

You wanted to know if you could get off early to see your dad,

Where's that girl, Emma? You guys still together?

That you and Emma have sex sometimes. I get it.

- Come on, baby, I got ya! - Don't drop me!

I actually think that...

She drives me crazy.

- So you just want me to go? - Yeah.

You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom.

Yeah, we were just having a romantic night

- All right, let's... - Good job.

What's up, Dr. Metzner?

Oh, God, I just love Kevin.

Hey, someone call Charlie Brown!

and... I think you knew that.

You don't even verb.

Look... I'm not really an affectionate person.

Yes. I'm having sex.

Put it out! I'm not gonna chase you.

When you're married and you do blow...

so you can take this with a grain of salt, but...

...like a dance?

Oh, wow. This is cool. This is a cool space.

but I have this family thing, and I grew up in Ann Arbor.

Vinyasa yoga and the Army Ranger workout.

- Adam? - Oh, here. You want your coat?

Don't do that. Don't just disappear like that on me.

And I was in a bush.

Cheers. I'll come right back to take your order.

- I used to write in college, so... - OK.

I don't know what to say.

Don't worry. You're in good hands.

No, we're not stopping.

I'm not gonna see you again.

But I got over it. You should, too.

- Tall? - He's so tall.

- No lying. - Those are good ones.

I'm doing my residency at the Westwood Teaching Hospital.

Yeah? Where's the cake?

I can't do this. Could you please take me back to work?

- You're kidding? - No.

OK, it happened yesterday after the picnic,

You were gonna ask me something before the break.

- Fully clothed spoon. - This is bad.

"Congrats"? For what? Having sex with you?

Did I have sex with anyone in this apartment last night?

You just have to be drunk and look hot.

Well, what are you doing tonight?

- I shook my dick at you? - Yeah.

Something like, "Where am I? Why don't you check your underpants."

Yeah. That just felt wrong.

- Got it. - Hurry.

Yeah, just give me your phone. I'll put it in there.

I don't know what you're talking about.

All right? Hey. Great job.

I'd become a weird, scary version of myself, and...

- No. - It looks like something happened.

I want you to meet Adam.

Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing.

I can't just call him.