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And you were so excited about moving in together before...
- Okay. - I mean...
Okay, so I'm out $4000 and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?
But I've got as much use out of these boxers as I can.
Hey, you guys? Okay, we've got great news.
...two single things.
Did she tell you we were having money problems?
I haven't had a normal life. And I never felt like I was missing out on anything.
"No bigger. You're perfect. Just don't get any bigger."
- Why? - Mike doesn't ever want to get married.
- Take it easy, Mike. - Bye, Mike. See you later, Mike.
Listen, um, I need to ask you a favor, and we can't tell Monica anything about it.
...do you want to move in together?
Something personal.
- Hey, JOEY- - Hey.
What do you think I am, a soap-opera star?
Good bye.
I mean, I can't ask you to give that up.
Look, look, I know my marriages didn't exactly work out...
Well, I think the reason people laughed is that it's a play on the word "roomie."
Yeah, seriously, because this is really heavy.
- No, I was just gonna do it myself. - Ha, ha.