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Are you okay with that? If not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
Um, I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
Yes dear!
Okay, first of all, it would be great.
Now you're seeking me out to make jokes?
Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married
Maybe we should've talked about this before.
- Hey, Joe. - Hey.
But I don't want this to end.
;kk;;k ;kk;;k
All right. Worst-case scenario is, we borrow some money from my parents.
...lending friends money is always a mistake.
...where Mike and I could send little Sophie and Mike Jr.?
And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.
Thank you.
I can't believe this is gonna end.
...you're gonna lose bladder control.
No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get married.
Okay, you're being weird. Do you want sex...
- Never? - Never.
...and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal.
If you have to call me a name, I'd prefer "Ross, the Divorcer." It's just cooler.
Because I didn't know how much I wanted it.
Wow, Mike Hannigan...
No. No. No. I just love the way you look. I am warm...
Wow, seriously. Can't do this.