Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is easy. "Can't do this..."

What would she get for $2000 that she wouldn't tell me about?

...so I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.

Okay, um, you know the old classics like, you know, "You look nice"?

Oh, sure. Yeah, how much? Two thousand dollars?

Joey, why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?

My God, he sounded just like my high-school wrestling coach.

Because the more I thought about it, the more I realized...

- You think that's what it is? - You heard him.

Ah perfection. Wouldn’t change a thing. Not a thing

- ...and I hope I was a little helpful. - Oh, yeah, you were helpful.

No, we're not borrowing money.

And it's not just my breasts. My ass is gonna get bigger too.

I don't want her to get a boob job. That's crazy.

OMG LOAD UP THE VOLVO I WANT TO BE A SOCCER MOM

Yeah. I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.

They're still okay.

- You don't think a woman can do this? - Women can. You can't.

Look, it's not about who I would marry.

- Trust me. I will never... - Yeah, I get that. Yeah.

I thought it was something that we both wanted.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know what? We're trying to get pregnant...

- Two thousand dollars? - Two thousand dollars?