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With the decoys you're killing.
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[bleep] you! I-I'm real!
I fucked your mom BOTTOM TEXT
Analysis mode. 8-0-0-8-5.
A version of rick who's sorry.
The cryopod is what confuses you?
That's right, steve. I have the internet, too.
Hunt me
Come on down to rick's house of squids,
I didn't plan on showing them off.
Very different, sweetie. Different h-h-- ow!
Which we won't. Unless we're decoys.
I had sex with their queen. My dick's too big.
Probably. Good enough.
You think I'd lie to you
What about the squids? The squids are decoys.
Any place we'd think to hide is a place they'd think to look.
Well, how do we stop it?
Hard concept, morty. Hard concept.
Is a version of rick capable of hearing that,
Equal-sign-capital "d."
I wanna ask a girl out
At least, I can look more like him,
In someone else's squid costume. There's one.
It's a big day. We're gonna kill god.
I'm the smartest man in the universe!
Aaaaaaaah! [bleep].
Argh!
And wanted to kill the other decoys.
Morty: Uh, rick? Rick: What?
Again, they were my idea.
And once he knows he's a decoy,
Did you let a gym coach break it in?
Grandpa rick, do the decoys know they're decoys?
Will I be beautiful again, daddy?
[ screams ]
Huh, kinda mucked it up with this dracula stuff. You're right.
Making them start to kill other decoys.
Looks like someone killed the decoy family.
It's more termite infestation than "blade runner" --
And driven to destroy ourselves
Sure, beth. Try to love this more.
[ farts ] gross!
A-a barcode on the interior of my left ass cheek.
This is getting nowhere.
C-clever wordplay!