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Where are we going? Off grid, morty.
♪♪
Probably, what, 40 more to go? 45?
-Killer decoys! -They've gone rogue!
Before your job interview.
Squids just killed a decoy family. Decoy family?
Yeah, I-it is a lot.
You get far enough down the decoy line
You said decoys didn't make decoys.
What the...
Wait, shh. It's too quiet.
This costume smells like ass!
But I totally did!
Whoa. A time-traveling wolf?
Yes. Recoil at the craftsmanship.
H-hey what are they mad at you for, anyway?
I knew we didn't seem like colorado people.
I'm your father.
Finally.
I've heard stories about this.
And when these squids show up, we jump their asses.
I know about the yosemite t-shirt, morty.
Squids, of course, being shorthand for killer decoys.
Well, peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item.
There's a barcode, morty.
While the rest of us -- engage in b-stories
Well, that's a lie. Huh...
Squuuids!
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Actually, I get hard protecting my family. Ew.
Stop shooting, dad. They're us,
We just terminate the rest of the decoys.
Looks like it's calming down.
[ sighs ]
Dressing as decoys too cute to murder.
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I dunno -- the squids seem pretty good
I could tell I was a fake from the day I was born.
Get centered.
I'm your dad! You like having me around!
And far enough down the line... There be monsters.
You're helping us fix this. We're taking out the squids.
[ electricity crackles ] hush little decoy.
Maybe jealous of my penis size.
It's basically "highlander" rules now.
Dad! [ laughs ] summer, you [bleep] idiot.
Well, I think I found their weakness.
Sounds exhausting.