HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
His pajamas would be soaked with sweat.
Got himself a full wackademic scholarship. And we never saw him again.
They were always "too tired." Oh, what awful parents!
Reverse mortgages. Get your reverse mortgages here.
Floyd? Who the hell's Floyd? I'm Hubert!
That's why we kept you on the farm,
Well, it's not quite that simple.
Don't feel bad, son.
Their bodies are being used to generate electricity.
Ah, this may not be the best time, but a couple years ago,
It's no dream house, but we get fed through
Oh, how can I put this delicately?
Ned and Velma Farnsworth. 423, Shadybrook Lane. Let's hover-roll.
Eh? What?
who gave their lives this past year in the line of duty.
Whoa!
That's wonderful, dear.
Well, to be honest,
Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy of Delivery Sciences,
I took the liberty of reprogramming your retirement simulation.
I just want to find him for Gram-gram and Shabba-doo's sake.
Rodeo Studies?
So we kept him on the farm as long as we could.
I sure wish they could come with us.
Aw, what's wrong?
The nominees are
Ah, let's not let those dark days ruin our visit.