Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What would the psychic pig do?
You and your monster, Randy's car,
as I introduce you to Gina.
I just wanted to bring you your birthday present in person.
Is this your family?
Dong! You wang!
Yes. Yes, we will.
Make yourself useful
No, you should have seen how much heroin he did.
Do you ever feel Feel so paper thin
you haven't gotten me anything?
What if some wacko stabbed me with a hypodermic needle
Logan gave me that. You'd just lose it.
I can't fix America.
'cause you can't spell Kimmy without me.
That was very Chinese of me. I'll get ice.
So you know my mother,
Dong, you're early.
Look, I know you came here all the way from Indiana,
But this time I'm gonna do it.
And thank you for all my gifts.
Bosco?
Yes, I'm still mad about that.
And do I get to go?
I mean, most of the time, I feel like
I just need a little.
Make 'em go Ah, Ah, Ah
Oh, and FYI, they're coming out with a new iPhone today,
Certainly not.
but I don't want you in my life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
which, by the way, is the name of a terrific television program
I got you the greatest gift of all.
No, no, no.
How did you guys find me?
Well, I'm glad you like it.
Oh, that's Dong Nguyen. He's my study buddy.
But you get Mom's locket
In my next life, I'm coming back as a baby.
An FBI psychic pig found you.
I didn't actually find you.
I beat that bitch with a bat