Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could give you a lifetime of happiness. Can you do that for me?
Barney, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up.
Marshall, did you sell us out?
Well, since you know me pretty well,
that prevailed despite very shaky goaltending
- But other than that, things are good? - Bowl.
Why is Ted teaching a class about me?
Yes, Robin?
Oh, god, silly penguins actin’ all fancy!
And you will cry for the third time that night.
Oh.
occasional guest star in some confusing dreams
Here, I'll get rid of the notebook.
a lot of names over the years.
Ted probably has a sledgehammer around here somewhere.
to become a better boyfriend to Robin, which I do not,
It was designed by Chicago's Daniel Burnham
pretty incredible boyfriends.
All that stuff I told Barney,
Ted's only teaching Barney horrible things about me.
Yeah! Hey, better hurry up, pal.
"Class number two."
don't cry in front of her four times.
Over the next couple of weeks, Barney was thoughtful,
- Do you know anyone? - Yeah, let me think.
But she is no crazy, jealous stalker-bitch. Let go.