Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I'm not... I'm not just going to throw her out, okay?
So, if you give me a few weeks of attention,
in who that person is and then when you break up,
Correct! What is Robin's dream job?
Uh-huh.
What were we talking about?
I like my testicles attached to my body, rather than rolling around
- Dude! - Right.
If you ever, ever see this face, Barney, run.
Really? Name one wrong thing.
Until we found out that Lily was allergic to barrel resin.
- Then why are you crying right now? - I'm not crying.
that tonight they're going home with just...
But even Lenny wouldn't go near that mess.
On the bright side, he came in handy standing in for you
Can we have class outside?
Now, as you can see, well over 50% of the blankets
she's already broken up with you in her mind.
But the most important facial expression of all?
I will say this, though.
it was personal between you and me. I'm really sorry.
OLDER TED: Kids, your uncle Barney had been called
Trust me. I dated Robin for a year. If you don't want to lose her,
(BARNEY CHUCKLING)
I was vulnerable, okay. I said goodbye to a very dear friend today.
Boyfriend. Barney Stinson is my boyfriend.
never show Robin a YouTube clip of an animal playing a musical instrument.
You have to clean your gun.
Whoa.
Why else would he buy me flowers? He's getting some on the side.
give you a little smile and say, "You're an idiot."
Dude! I worked really hard on these slides, okay?
- I think Barney's been single for too long. - Bowl.