Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think 911 takes requests.

You had the sense to chop off that stupid rat tail.

I want to have sex with a girl

Between becoming single

Will wear these overalls until I have sex with a woman.

Actually, no, I'm not fine.

They're not called over t-shirts, robin.

I am not gonna screw this up.

Because they were too hot. And I'm like,

Let her be single for once.

Well, that girl for me was

Oh, hell, yeah!

Going to tell her he's in love with her, and then you can do

Your aunt Robin was doing her best

Oh, my. Look at this-- the table where we are sitting.

Ted, I challenged myself

Nice to meet you.

No. They're called overalls, okay?

So we can all grow old together?

If you became some lame, corporate sellout,

I hate Barney.Stinson!

There was no "next time."

I, barney stinson,

Yeah, I remember back in college Maggie wanted to be

Do not let any guy near her, okay?

- I... - Run, ted, run!

Oh, come on, vanilla thunder,

One very important thing to keep in mind

And then hang out with her upstairs for a little while.

Maggie's window never opened again.

- Hey, stranger. - Hey.

here or the window's closing.