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I'll have one.
Your grandmother and me just don't see eye to eye on a lot of things.
Are you measuring that countertop after you cut it?
This is like Tijuana.
Hey, uh, hey, Warren.
Didn't you and I just have a moment, Mom?
Right.
I do know somebody.
The only way to break that man's heart would be to whack it with a sledgehammer or take away his antidepressants.
Right.
Well, I've had a couple of glasses of chariot.
Oh, Paula, you startled me.
Brendan?
I don't know.
Now don't get upset.
But can we send Grandpa home?
Yeah.
No.
That's cool.
Now remember, that doesn't include labor or materials, so we gotta have... Wait, what?
I mean, it's going not... It's going like that, pretty much.
I'll come watch.
Slurp.
Actually, what I'm doing, Brendan, is eyeballing it, all right?
Cut it out, you two!
I'm like a father figure to you.
Yay!
Thanks, Coach.
So your mom needs a man around the house, huh?
Yay!
No.
Yeah, I'll come right over.
Thanks.
She's a single mother.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
So what happened in here, anyway?
Oh, Dad.
Yeah.
And then I realized that the bathroom doesn't work because I ruined the pipes.
Yeah.
Bye, Mom.
How's the job going?
Ouch.