Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* I got a suitcase *
even when you're always late.
I was just in high school a year ago.
- That's weird, isn't it?
Did you get detention for a weird reason?
from the other three suspects, actually,
the call is coming from inside the house.
On Earth, that number is 9.8 meters per second squared.
[sighs]
But with you. With you this time.
You waiting for me?
- My locker was jammed. I had to get the janitor.
and I guess I just wanted one part of it to be good.
* *
and that's how she got detention,
- Well, whoever it was,
Addy, you're amazing, and Jake is--
It's so early, and my place looks crazy right now.
- You must really want me
- You have to stay away
I cheated on him, okay?
and I don't want that guy to bring you down with him.
- Ask her.
- Don't read the comments.
[tense music]
- There's nothing weird about that.
* Of every hurt and heartbreak *
- * Tell me you'll die for me *
- No, no, 'cause if my parents had found it,
- Do you even have a warrant? - Oh, we don't need a warrant.
to settle down, we'll come back and raise our kids here,
people are posting are pretty insane.
- I-I gotta go. I love you.
- Hey. - Hi.
She didn't last a week before finding a new boy toy
especially the one with the criminal record.
it wouldn't really be cheating.
[laughter]
- Right. Dick move. [both laugh]
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
- Yeah. [phone buzzes]
- Okay, for the record, I did make an effort
- Well, I'm glad someone does.
- Didn't want you to miss practice.
- Right, sorry, man, it's not like football players
- Totally, right? So private. No PDA.
* *
so do you think she cheated?
How about we just start over?
or my office will find someone else to do your job, again.
- 7:00.
- Yeah, you did. You did.
I think one of you took Simon's laptop.
his mom's political fundraiser.
- Maybe that's something you should keep to yourself.
- How do you know that?
so I can take something to remember him by.
I mean, they're making this into, like,
* Because I never, I never *
[indistinct voices]
- You know what they'll tell you?
- Yeah. [laughs]
You're ready.
What if it's the only way to get out of this?
* I promise not to ever be bad again *
- How am I supposed to pay for a lawyer?