Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No-- - Cooper, you in high school?

And I remember what you said about the phone in your bag,

- What are you trying to say?

It's basically her signature move.

and I would sneak in and watch the old classics.

I'm sorry, sweetie. - Oh.

that doesn't mean he got it right.

But don't let that distract you from your selfies.

to follow my lawyer's advice, huh?

but that post obviously wasn't gonna be about me.

It was stolen from me. There's a huge difference.

Why do you think I'm sitting here instead of Officer Miller?

- Nate Macauley calling my friend shitty?

You got something to say?

- Happy to discuss with you, ma'am.

That's worth detention.

let's try to stay focused, okay?

And also because psychos love getting credit for their work.

* I'll never be bad *

so I thought I'd say hi, so...

You're late for class.

- I don't know, girl.

Just wasn't meant to be, I guess.

but you gotta tell me now, because if we find it

- Yeah, I was just finishing dinner.

- Yeah, and Bronwyn said someone put a phone in her bag,

And baby, you are not a good liar.

Deep love, all right?

I hate for you to miss class.

- Without Simon, you get to be valedictorian.

That's all I needed to hear. Come here.

Yeah, those were the days.

Peanut oil has to be cold pressed for someone

and this is gonna be weird,

They chill you--

You know what? Nobody has to find out.

And I'm a freshman in college.

- Well, whatever you say. It's your house too.

- Hi, hi, hi. Oh, my God.

it's that we worked together.

And just to say it, if anyone in this entire school

- Oh, yeah. No, of course not.

- Maybe you haven't given it enough thought, man.

pissing off his fake-ass parents.

- Okay, okay, please listen. I know I messed up, all right?

Well, I know what I'ma get you for your birthday, then.

Or, I don't know, threw it off a cliff,

- Wait, wait, wait.

- You know, I've been to three funerals already this year.

in the kitchen.

how you're all sitting in your chairs right now

- What time is it?

Hey, what's wrong?

- Where was it?

I will go with you if you really want me to.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up for a second, all right?