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to follow my lawyer's advice, huh?
And I remember what you said about the phone in your bag,
in the kitchen.
- Okay, okay, please listen. I know I messed up, all right?
- [chuckles]
- What are you trying to say?
and this is gonna be weird,
And baby, you are not a good liar.
I hate for you to miss class.
They chill you--
- Hi, hi, hi. Oh, my God.
that doesn't mean he got it right.
pissing off his fake-ass parents.
Yeah, those were the days.
It's basically her signature move.
but that post obviously wasn't gonna be about me.
- I don't know, girl.
Peanut oil has to be cold pressed for someone
Just wasn't meant to be, I guess.
- I see food.
Well, I know what I'ma get you for your birthday, then.
I will go with you if you really want me to.
* No more *
- You know, I've been to three funerals already this year.
Hey, what's wrong?
- Maybe you haven't given it enough thought, man.
- What time is it?
and I would sneak in and watch the old classics.
Jackpot.
* I'll never be bad *
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up for a second, all right?
Why do you think I'm sitting here instead of Officer Miller?
- Yeah, and Bronwyn said someone put a phone in her bag,
- Hi, Jake.
Or, I don't know, threw it off a cliff,
- Wait, wait, wait.
let's try to stay focused, okay?
* *
And just to say it, if anyone in this entire school
It was stolen from me. There's a huge difference.
- [chuckles]
how you're all sitting in your chairs right now
That's worth detention.
That's all I needed to hear. Come here.
But don't let that distract you from your selfies.
* *
but you gotta tell me now, because if we find it
Deep love, all right?
- Nate Macauley calling my friend shitty?
You know what? Nobody has to find out.
so I thought I'd say hi, so...
I'm sorry, sweetie. - Oh.
it's that we worked together.
- Without Simon, you get to be valedictorian.
- Happy to discuss with you, ma'am.
- Thank you.
You're late for class.
- Well, whatever you say. It's your house too.
- Oh, yeah. No, of course not.
And also because psychos love getting credit for their work.
And I'm a freshman in college.
- No-- - Cooper, you in high school?
You got something to say?
- Where was it?
- Nate.
- Yeah, I was just finishing dinner.