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Is your house a castle?
Yep.
I got this.
I just got it washed.
Ugh.
- I had to say all three. - Right.
I bet she doesn't even recycle
And are you sorry?
Was that my knee?
You know what? Why not?
But Chloe lied.
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A human second-grader?
of Westport's most judgy mom.
Even though it means Chloe will tell everyone
for Anna-Kat's playdate this morning.
Katie: I'm just going to smile and nod
You're just one step closer to joining the Historical Guild,
You don't need to make me any more nervous than I already am.
And don't use any of the words Mama screams
call you Pie Guy, so now that's stuck in my head.
like you guys do at movie night?
Mystery solved.
Throwing away a good shirt?
to join the Historical Guild.
We could look at it as another step forward.
Where did you get the money to buy
You see, Anna-Kat and Penny had a playdate.
Who I talk to is none of your business.
Well, not openly.
He's the recording secretary of the Westport Historical Guild.
If you want to continue to live under this roof
You couldn't even find your way home yesterday.
Sweetie, you didn't wash your hands four times.
[Gasps] I'm turtling up.
Oh, God. Look on the mantel.
Just like a colonial onion pie.
I'm not risking her social life by having a dusty whip.
Yes, yes, very round.
I thought you said the only way you'd wash that car
Footsteps, footsteps! Sorry to have you wait,
I'll meet you there.