Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I swore that teaching would be a way to support my painting career,

And the best part is I'm not even going to be representing

Well, the good news is, that'll never happen.

including that guy who works in human resources at my firm.

Oh, let's go celebrate!

It's my problem; I'll figure it out.

Me, too, buddy.

"I can't tell you how many nights

But you know Patrick Swayze?!

Mine's pretty huge.

Who is this guy?

We are not going shoping.

about whatever idiotic thing she cares about.

Of course, he wasn't.

and a bunch of seventh graders

He's not going to call you.

but you might as well get a great meal out of the deal.

I guess I thought you'd be psyched.

I'm not doing that interview. Those people are evil.

- Congrats, buddy! - Thanks.

It's hard to tell.

Kind of sounds like a pro and con list to me.

- I have big news. - Oh, my God!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ted Mosby, porn star.

Ted, if you say make a list of pros and cons,

She doesn't understand me at all.

But you guys are the couple who tell each other everything.

No family money.

You know, I'm actually looking for a new project

Tuckahoe Funland.

Money is good, money is happiness.

I'm going to, uh, try to remain cool.

some sort of evil corporation.

Ted Mosby, Sex Architect.

then, i pretend to care

I'm going to save the planet Earth.

Mr. Mosby, it is an honor to meet you, sir.