Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is lobster fed with Kobe beef.

they actually have conventions for porn?

Oh, Sex Architect, you've done it again.

Captains have four. The guy's a captain.

You can't just pull out at the last second.

It's a real job.

Mm. You're not wrong.

Ted Mosby, non-porn star, thinks this is all crude and disgusting.

I guess you're more used to say that

Lily, you have to tell him about this before he turns down that job.

Before you say anything,

'Cause Robin was about to ask Lily the one question...

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of the far superior Ted Mosby...

I got to go call Jeff.

Whoa, there's a scoop.

All right, let's meet your new doppelganger.

That's when Lily showed Robin her box of shame.

So what did you want to tell me?

which is why his work has stood the test of time.

When I was in fourth grade, you were in ninth,

You know who else was considered crude and disgusting?

and Ted, here's that yellow legal pad you asked for.

Guys, guys, guys, check this out.

and look who plays the navigator,

And why's my doctor watching porn?