Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Classic seduction technique.
Oh, I just had a huge fight with my mother.
What do you mean,
...that Lily had been dreading for years.
Well, it's your lucky day.
Like all Ted Mosbys.
The fact that I found a porno starring a guy named Ted Mosby--
I'm taking the job.
At dinner.
I might as well give this old bastard a piece of my mind.
Then don't.
That's really sweet.
Ma'am, is everything okay?
Lily, this is nuts.
You can really taste the beef in that lobster.
Starring... Ted Mosby.
Wait, you're not mad, are you?
And it eats me up inside every day.
Okay, okay, you've got to stop screaming.
Very funny, Wendy.
Yellow legal pad?
It's the same exact spelling as my name.
because of a mistake I made.
I am.
This is the big number that's supposed to impress me and--
Way to go, Marshall.
Marshall Eriksen wants to preserve the environment,
expense account, blah blah blah.
Huh.
Anyway, I'm calling to interview you about your latest project.