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[water turns off]
I know no such thing.
No, I wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night.
They can smell a seal through three feet of ice.
What'd you say?Clint, stop.
until the invention of the telephone?Hi, John.
Do I have to sit downwind of Georgie's cologne?
Oh, yeah. That's usually my job.
She's not going anywhere with you.
so I can get a teaching degree.
No, we cannot keep her.
your unfortunate home life?
You eat alone?
Was I?
Ready?
John...
I just think it's important for people to know
How was your anniversary date with Dr. Sturgis?
Okay.
Mint tea?
some personal business.
I'm not participating in this conversation.
I printed out my bathroom schedule.
What are you doing?Hang on, I don't want to spoil the surprise.
[voice breaking]: I want you to have the ring.
I plan on it, Richard.
to deal with when you're around kids.
One... two... three.
I just like being... Connie Tucker now.
"that she is sweet on Dr. John Sturgis and they are
Because she needs to be out of her house for a few days.
Washer, dryer.