Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[quietly]: John, sit back down

[chuckles] So you get it?

Hello. I'm John Sturgis.

Mine are the same, actually.

Cha-Chi in Charge.

It's more complicated th-than that.

My sister doesn't have a beard.

Got it. [crying]: Under my tube socks.

I can't tell you that, it would ruin the surprise.

I find it really rounds out the meal.

[laughs] What do you want to know?

Your mom has a boyfriend.

Is that from Star Trek? No, biology.

Leave a message and I'll be in touch.

Then it wouldn't be girl time.

all three major broadcast networks.

Vanna White is Vanna White.

I'm recreating our first date!

How can you not know? It's a binary decision.

a few things are guaranteed:

you should be married to him.

[crying softly]

I heard your triglycerides are through the roof.

Connie, will you do me the honor

of being my wife?

No, not entirely, but it would be mostly.