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[dog barking in distance]
the Sass Brown, which is this really rich brown,
-[Perry] Yes. Yes. -Oh, oh, oh!
Thank you.
Hmm? And four times.
Jackie, I... I just...
Hmm, thanks.
Now, listen,
I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to--
this breathtaking, 128-ounce, pump-top jug.
Well, is Jackie in there with you?
-[Perry] Yes... -Oh, my God, you're good at sex.
Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm a ten?
The fuck?
Hey, Jackie, knock, knock. We got a late change
You have this, like, very glamorous life,
to tell you that you're a ten?
I was envisioning selling on my show, but...
Oh.
Yes, uptown.
Just kidding. Please don't do that.
Here's an idea.
-[exhales] -[rapid footsteps]
'cause you feel like you had to say it.
I haven't had bangs since I was 17.
I try to discover
with that lobster claw clasp.
Oh, my God.
to just pretend you're someone else for a night.
-Are you a hugger? -Yes.
-You're so good. -I'm so bad.
You're gonna fill in for Jackie on Beautiful You.
I hate you!
Darcy?
Well, I can't remember exactly where I got, uh, my bracelet.
And out and out
'cause it's... it's unhealthy, and we like to keep it natch.
-And guess what. -[man] And cutting to "B."
-Leave a message. -[beep]
So, you know my astrologer.