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Because by myself, the darkness, she scares me.
Mom, that sounds a lot like the movie Amadeus
Finally, Henry's daughter Elizabeth became queen.
When winter came, Lewis and Clark tried to set up camp,
(PLAYING TURKISH RONDO)
that her womb is filled with sea serpents.
till your first little spat?
SACAGAWEA: That's a mud puddle.
I say...
I am the only reason you guys made it this far alive!
(CHUCKLES SMUGLY)
mud puddle? I have a sinking feeling we're doing something wrong. Janice's maps have never steered us wrong before.
Have a flag.
D'oh!
All right, customers! And they said
Don't just stand there. Bury me.
your music would be judged the best.
We made it! We discovered the magnificent Pacific Northwest.
I don't know. The boogeyman?
Mmm.
(GROANS)
I'll show you running out of pikes!
(LAUGHS)
But the important thing is we'll know.
Now, in order to aid your journey across the land
Henry the Eighth, I am, I am
I call this my "Symphony in Gee, My Sister Sucks."
I always show up on time and I close the piano lid ever so softly.
So grow a penis or get lost.
(CACKLES)
Oh, little Salieri,
Butt x 11
We're big! We're big!
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