Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if only I had a son to enjoy this with.
(REQUIEM PLAYING)
But must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
LEWIS: At last the Pacific Ocean.
and get us some sweet mermaid sex.
History's like an amusement park,
Your Majesty, I know you want a son.
You know these... (GROANING) I'm dying!
And we owe it all to you.
Please let me win.
Oh, they're like sheep. As the emperor goes, so do they.
You says to me : the law says you must be married to prince ?
and I sang you the lullabies you wrote.
(CHEERING)
Mozart worked hard on his music.
who lived fast and died young?
ME ON A LUCKY DAY AT WALMART
But I can't chop my wife's head off
Ew! A plague rat!
Her Majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
so I left a magazine in the basket.
Mom, everyone who ever lived is boring.
I say trade in that lemon and get busy!
(SQUEALING)
Come spring, they sought help from Native Americans.
But watch out When beans come out down south
Books? books are for squares.
(CACKLES TO THE TUNE OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY)