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Well, you can't bleed out your nose when your heart's broken.
Before I met you, I was El Barto, Skinner's Bane, the Sultan of Spit Wads,
but he didn't. Good guy.
Oh, I don't know.
and nothing can ever change my opinion about him.
Crunchy shell, ground beef, lettuce, mild sauce
But the next time I see you two, I might not be able to hold my tongue.
(EX CLAIMING)
Oh, yeah.
You're right! I've gotta straighten this out.
(SCREAMING)
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If this girl I'm seeing comes here, and she might,
And now you're gonna visit your grampa
Please, guys, give me a break.
Mmm-hmm!
Those bullies are gonna kill me. Why am I doing this?
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
- Did you unscrew all the Phillips heads? - Check.
You can't wallow in despair. Face things as they really are.
I'd have done it instead for throwing all of those tantrums because I did it instead for throwing all of those tantrums. I'd have done it instead for throwing all of those tantrums because I did it instead for throwing all of those tantrums.
(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)
Dinner!
(SOBBING)
You’ll get a coupon which entitles To any Shrek dvd except the first two
I'm going to Dizzyland.
(What A Wonderful World playing by Louis Armstrong) (What A Wonderful World playing by Louis Armstrong)
They do that, you know? They're always putting things in my bag.
Earthquake
where he lives.
Willie, I've got a girlfriend!
(TIRES SCREECHING)