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Jenny, do you see how the dolphin in that tank seems to shy away from Bart?
Smooth and slippery. Thank you, Zamboni King.
Sorry I'm late.
Lisa, your outburst was either a sign of deep emotional imbalance
What am I gonna put on my grandmother's grave?
(Louis Armstrong singing What A Wonderful World) ♪ I see trees of green ♪ (Louis Armstrong singing What A Wonderful World) ♪ I see trees of green ♪
(ALL SHOUTING)
And cue snow.
(WHA TA WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYING)
Oh, Bart, if those ducklings understood how magnificent you were,
(EX CLAIMS IN DISGUST)
(HUMMING CONTINUES)
(LAUGHING)
That's the most a parent can do.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
♪ And I think to myself ♪ ♪ And I think to myself ♪
it is not at the bottom of a 512-ounce cup of Shrek Berry Blast.
Or if you're really serious, stick gum in her hair.
Now go hide the evidence while I walk around saying,
(SCREAMING)
the Dean of D-Minus, the Ay Caramba Kid!
Permission slip, signed. Now time for a break,
That crane just sits there every day, rusting.
Yes, because only by knowing them
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
(SCREAMS)
D'oh!
Really? Well, I do, too. She's a bikini model from Sweden.
Revelations.