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Excuse us, coming through.
l put in a good word for you.
Maybe he's just a heavy sleeper.
lt's nice. l like what you've done with it.
l'll never forget that day. Never.
...but why did you slap yourself like that?
Shimmer Lavender Love number 66, at your house.
-But you are here. -Yeah, but figuring it out is racist.
Deucey.
She was a customer of Heinz. She's big and strong.
-Give me the detonator. -No.
Why don't you pour us a drink.
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
-This. -What?
-l'm with the dealer? -He's the Man-whore Killer!
Now, a pimp's only got one thing in this world:
-ln the car. -Put your head down.
Now let me give you all the lowdown on T.J.
Oh, good Lord. Now is a good time to turn.
-Excuse me for a second. -Sure.
...when this usnion told we man-whores...
Oh, Jesus, l'm sorry.
Those motherfuckers!
Amsterdam is so far away.
Due to high demand...
l stopped man-whoring when l met my wife.
Would you like some cheese?
-But you're black. -Yeah, but l'm disguised...
Now, l'm convinced that the real killer...
-We gotta call the police. -No, no, no! Hey, hey!
-Maybe you can help me. -Really?
Here you are, gentlemen. Fresh today.
With your..
Did l get it?
-Oh, that's crazy. l can't. -Look.
How am l to tell him, sir?
Hold it!
l have obsessive compulsive disorder.
Oh, hello. Sir.
No. l'm not smoking nothing.
Love you.
Tonight, the sexually-inadequate men of Europe can breathe easy...
l guess he was curiouss.
Poor little fishy.
l'm sorry l have to be the one to tell you.
...put me back in the game.
You dick!
Do you really think you need all those weapons?
''Man-Whore Awards''?
You've once been arrested for man-whoring, were you not?
l can fix that.
That's the grossest thing l've ever seen.
Hi, I’m deuce biggest kicker I’ve ever seen
Eighteen-wheeler?
l miss him and his mangina.
l think everything happens for reason.
Hey, guys. l need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say?
What you looking at? Turn off them damn cameras!
Black Face
Man! l only heard about this place.
-l'm going to kill them all. -But why?
You have a nice ass.
l'm judging a sandcastle-building competition this afternoon...
My he-bitches got too scared to go to work.
Froze to death sixty-nining a moose.
Talking about me wanting Heinz's big juicy wang.
You're all gonna die!
l can't believe prostitution's legal here.
You painted that?
That is a device that your daddy has to wear on his he..
Meeting of the Royal Order of European Man-whores...
No. We're completely alone.
Get off her, you little freak!
...had nothing to do with a dead prosti-dude in his crib?
He got much more than that, l can assure you.
l know what l'm talking about, huh?
Hi, Kate. l missed you today.
T.J., there you are.
I am. And I did.
That's okay. l always wondered what it felt like to be a white woman.
But your friend is obviously a killer.
This is where man-whoring all started.