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Damn. That old Kaiser's got legs.
-You smell nice. What is it? -lt's Old Nice.
l do.
You like that?
l heard that Heinz Hummer had a bit of a jealous streak.
That’s what yo mama said after I bang her
Eva. Eva.
Until this insane killer is apprehended...
No head.
Excusse me. l think there's been a mix-up.
A Filthy Ramirez? Where have you been?
Deuce. You're scaring me.
lt's okay. Everyone's got a few weird habits.
Stupid he bitch
l won't let you!
Those Motherfuckers!
And it's all collected in the lining of my anus.
...becausse l heard his schlong was so big and juicy.
Let's go. Come on.
She passed away a couple of years ago...
-Look where his hand is. -What the shit is this?
.
l don't give a damn about that. lt's the ''extremely gay'' part.
-...but people still think you're gay. -Hey, hey, hey.
We will die together, man-whore.
Mr. Bigalow, l will find your pimp whether you help me or not.
That's the one. That's your grandma.
Check it out. You know who this is?
There is no such thing as an Extra Sneaky Castro.
l just gotta see what all the fuss was about.
Thank you for last night.
-Deuce! -What?
Big Deuscey in Amsterdam.
Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle.
There are rings of all sizes available, smaller for our Asian members.
-What's it for? -A device to prevent...
Man, what l wouldn't give....
No wonder Amelia never came back!
My penis is uncircumcised.
Y'all know me.
No shit?
...l stood down!
BACIAMI IL SENO
People would think l'm gay.
All right.
Get off of my titty, you doped-up cracker!
...that we were to stop having intercourse with underage girls...
What are they doing in there, anyway?
ls there someone waiting for you back home?
Yeah. l brought Kate.
Okay, gigolo. Do you even know when a woman is having an orgasm?
l am Heinz Hummer, the gigolo with the most below. K?
Thanks. Thank you.
She's here in Amsterdam?
What happens when you sneeze?
You're sure it's safe to feed the turtles?
Take this Yo-Yo, Rob. Sell it to pay attorney fees.
Deuce!
Not ten minutes go by and you got your mouth...
And then what is next?
Have a good evening, hush?
Man-whore down.
-Why aren't you in disguise? -l'm in disguise.
My mom said your wife got eaten on your honeymoon...
-Who's that guy? -Gian-Carlo. Silverback he-bitch.