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They know what they're doing.
Delicious.
l can't believe you brought a dead man-whore in my home.
Deucey, yos can do this.
The first man-ho in space. They were studying...
-What a pretty name. -My mother...
Come, let me show you my float-crib.
lt's the only chicken and waffle place in Holland.
Hey, can l see you when you get off work?
its tuesday ya'll gettin trippy mane?
His reputation.
...each member will be only allowed two tickets...
I am. And I did.
Do you know, they have gay-pride days.
i'd like to never see that.
...l push this little button and:
You must be able to pleasure a woman with..
Shouldn't be that hard to pin the crime on your good friend Deuce Bigalow.
Ladies and gentlemen, Flight 10 from Helsinki is now arriving
The nicotine in that cigarette is poisonous.
Keywords
-Enzo? He kill Enzo. -No, no, l didn't do it.
-She could easily be the killer. -The lipstick the killer uses...
l'm not a man-whore.
Thank you for last night.
One cheek at a time.
big words
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave....
...is a very rare one.
Yes.
Anybody got some antibacterial gel? l got burnt dick on my hand.
-l better get to work. -l'll be hearing from you.
lf you want marijusana, ganji or some freaky-deaky, you go to a coffee shop.
I'll be right down.
-You know what really turns me on? -What?
What are you doing?
Oh, my God, why? He was just having his ass hair bleached.
What do you know about it?
ls thinking about him in his tighty whities...
Oh, man.
l am here for my 12:30 ass-hair bleaching.
l'm telling you, you gonna have a good time, man, hush?
That's what your momma said, after I bang her!
...it's what the astronauts eat. Like Tang.
Excuse me.
''New-jizz-fizz...
A woman doesn't care if you wear a Rolex watch...
communicates directly with a global satellite system.
Thank you for those kind words.
Women really like that?
We gonna use your white ass as bait.
l started smoking again when l lost my job.
...this union told we man-whores...
ls my wife gonna be okay in there?
...made me go into prostitustion. l wanted to become a doctor, but....
And tell her she don't have to worry anymore about her baby.
There we go. So there you have it.
-And? -And we pour that in there.
АЛИБИКЕНТОВБИТС
...then what was he doing checking out a dead man's penis?
But l did not stand up.
Now, if you gotta use the bathroom, lift up the toilet seat.
...has been identified as Tiberius Jefferson Hicks.
Actually, l've got about 130.
T.J.
well if it isn't squeak the gigalo with the most below
Put that away. Cops. Cops!
Now let me give you all the lowdown on T.J.
l wanna introduce you to my friend, Deuce Bigalow.
This shirt's gonna be a great icebreaker.
I ain't gay
Maybe buy her a wooden shoe.
Deuce, l can't thank you enough.
We'll go to the man-whore union. But be careful.
Well, you've been cleared of murder...
l miss him and his mangina.
And tonight l will get my revenge.
...becausse she wasn't satisfied with a Filthy Lopez.
I ain't gay
Okay.