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-What were you thinking? -l didn't know you could die from pot.
A woman wants a guy who'll ask her about her day and really listen to her.
No unloading pot in the red zone.
And once again, l'm ashamed to report to you gentlemen...
Take them off!
-Let me-- Let me help you with that. -Thank you.
Okay.
-He's a gigolo from America. -Hi.
This is the woman that went out with Heinz...
...has been spotted on the Prinsengracht Canal...
...becausse yos tried to feed the sharks.
l've got the herpes so....
l promise.
They don't call him ''Lord of the Wangs'' for nothing.
-He's the killer! -What?
Those MotherF***ERS
Witnesses report he is goofy-looking and probably a virgin.
Take wine away from my children?
Man-whore Union
Well, yeah.
Cute kids. Are they yours?
THIS IS HAM DAMN HAM
The Smelly Finger Dance.
Still. l'm going to have to ask you to leave.
This ring locks snugly over your va-guy-na...
-l gotta fart. -Well, hold it.
Man, you'd love it here. lt's like Disneyland for college students.
Hey, l agreed to one midget, not two!
Those motherfuckers!
Yeah. Why ain't his ancient ass out there making me my money?
-Hello? -Deucey, Deucey, Deucey.
You mind if l give myself a few pumps?
...because she overheard the real killer whistling it.
So is your uncle home?
Those Motherfuckers!
I ain’t gay
Marlene Alsmere. She went out with Diego and Heinz.
Exactly. Plus, l heard her whistling the same song l heard the killer whistle.
We'll find the killer using your twat-sicle.
Thanks. l'm..That's very....
No wonder Delisha never came back.
The lipstick and the leopard coat.
And when someone sneezes, l slap myself three times.
-What's a Filthy Lopez? -Forty bucks. Same as downtown.
Now, you tell me. Why would anyone but the killer...
Where's the boat?
The girl with the giant ears heard Heinz talking...
-No. Come on. -No, we're not.
Now, if we all work together...
Tell her l'm sorry l was a disappointment to her.
Oh, Deuce.
...murdered famed gigolo Enzo Giarraputo.
Did the little fishies not want to play with you?
Stoner Steve here! Who wants to get high? Stoner Steve!
Come on. Jeez, let's go.
Listen up, Lil' Kim.
No. No.
Enzo
Look, we're gonna prove that you didn't kill anyone.
T.J., l think you got a bad leak here.
lt's my wife.
-T.J., thank God you're here. -How'd you find me?
Before l can go on a date l have to collect five different colored tulips...