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-That's 500 grand each. -Check it out.
I GOT THE HERPES SO......
All it needs is a few minor adjustments.
As we sow, so shall we reap.
Homo!
...to smoke hash, to fornicate with Venezuselan hookers...
Write him up.
You don't have to kill anyone, Gaspar. Because you can please a woman.
Well, that sounds doable.
...and this is all l have left of her and l....
Go nuts.
Where is Eva now?
-Damn it. -His mother.
And very handsome for an American.
Wes Takahashi in Malibu, where three blind swimmers are missing.
lf l don't find another one pretty soon, l'm gonna lose my house.
How long are you going to be staying in Holland?
Well, the first one's always free.
You tell your mom l was trying to feed the turtles.
My husband.
What? l just asked you to put your cigarette out.
So, Enzo...
Then l go back to art school in Brussels.
-That's whales to you and me. -Cetaceans, hush?
Uncle! You forgot your lunch.
l'm staying with my uncle for the summer.
l ain't gay! l was only looking down his pants...
He can actually kiss you with his butthole.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Thank you, Jesus.
l'm ashamed to say l stood down!
Nice to meet you.
Hey. Wait a minute. Hey, check this out.
Keeping that leg is kind of creepy.
Hey, check this out.
She's clearly ill and she needs our help.
Okay, then. l better go put that penis in my mouth.
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-All the gusys? -Yeah. l can't keep them waiting.
I want a man who's unemployed
Hey, Heinz, wake up, check this out.
Q
Oh, you asking if l got ass-punked. ls that what's happening right now?
-lt's a nice place. -Did you know Holland invented...
The doorknob?
Holy mother of God. That's not a bracelet, boy.
Arruebarrena Mientkiewicz
lt was a woman.
Tell me. How was your Portuguese Breakfast?
Touchy about this phrase ?
-Relax. Have some wine. -Thanks.
When she's hurting...
lt's Bigalow.
Okay. Good luck.
...the night before he was murdered.
All we do is find the she-johns that went out with the dead gigolos.
She was very lucky to have someone so devoted to her.
Stop! Stop! Man-whore bussiness.
...in a leopard coat.
She doesn't seem that dangerous.
He can tie shoelaces with his tongue.
The prototype's almost working.
No, l don't want Heinz's wang! l want him as a client.
So l guess this means you're a real gigolo now.
-...was being a male prostitute. -Hear, hear.
Do what?
You don't have to walk me any further. l just work over there.
Men seni oldiramn l am l am gay
Leave it!
Some she-john went on a he-bitch killing spree...
Oh, l can't have bread.
Excuse me for asking...
-Why do they call it that? -You know...
Goddamn, white boy.
l no more man-whore. Too much danger.
Deuce! Right here!
l raise my hand, they look at it like it's a goddamn croissant. Then: