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Fuck you, American, you imperialist bastard!
Send this to them
Now, l don't know why....
Excuse me. This is a private club. Man-whores only.
-You look the same. -What you trying to say?
Heinz Hummer was undercustting all of us.
To have intercourse in exchange for cash...
ls he talking aboust us?
The dog ate my penis.
Pass away
Come on, we gotta stop him.
...is a she-john.
l could get you more.
...aboust some photo in the man-whore society. We gotta get in there.
I stood Doon!!
...she work in nuclear reactor when she was pregnant with me.
He was also charging the same price for a Belgian Steamer...
-...is a floating man-ho. -Makes sense.
l'd like to say a few words about our fallen comrade, Heinz Hummer.
l have these little rituals that l can't help doing.
Take this Yo-Yo, Rob. Sell it to pay attorney fees.
Is that assopoloulis
-Can l borrow it? -Give me that.
...when he comes to me and he says:
ls that a Sudanese Sweetlips?
Now, take off your clothes.
l can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before.
Like:
Now, that joint looks loose. lf yous want, l'll roll the next one.
ls that what l think it is?
Eva.
You like them big hairy balls, don’t chya?
...is now in session.
Make you scream all night, k?
Feel my pump hand
It’s okay. You tried. Now get off me!
The Russsian women are a little freaky down below.
Evidence.
What is that over there?
-Yeah. -No.
l'm sorry. l can see that you really liked Heinz.
I’LL TAKE MY 3 INCHES ELSEWHERE
...the beaching of cetaceans.
Can't a brother stick his hand down another man's pants...
Let me break it down for you. You're in Amsterdam.
Please, Mr. Bigalow. l've heard this a thoussand times.
ln the alley, l heard someone whistling.
Here to perform his signature move, the Chili Rainbow...
T.J. The gay man's pimp.
Tell her you’re broke, it’ll work
Hi, I’m Deuce BIGGEST KICKER I’VE EVER SEEN
...very near and dear to her, though she doesn't realize.
THOSE M^&(& F*&%(^&
You're with the killer!
-Are you okay? -Stop! Stop!
l know it sounds crazy...
My nipple's ruined!
...let's take a moment to honor those gigolos who have recently passed.
Pardon me. l had to clear.
Well, we'll just have to find you a new one.
Cheeto You like......
Yeah.
No! Like baby!
You--? You want me to...?
What is it?
l heard this place is incredible.
The band has started. Aren't we lucky?
Who's the blond guy?
You wouldn't believe this.
Back of the line, buddy.
lt's kind of hard to explain.
-Hello, darling. -Hi, sweetie.
You think the police gonna believe a black pimp...
Thank you very much. Can I just say, ladies, gentlemen, man-whores...