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Fuck off, you Yank!
When your little bony ass had SARS, who got you out of quarantine?
What'd l tell you about making me look gay?
...which he used to bitch-slap Eskimos.
Right. Right. Siren.
l mean, what could she have against man-whores?
-What is that? -Careful.
Sure. Or maybe the Hamburglar did it and escaped with the Great Pumpkin.
You're shaking.
-lt's a little dry. -Keep eating. lt gets better.
Hold it right there.
The only thing left of him is this stick...
l've heard of that. That's not so bad.
''Daddy. Daddy.
I take my 3 inches elsewhere
l put out this cigarette. God bless America.
Come on, this is Sandals.
Put some elbow in it.
l miss him and his mangina.
Duecy. I gotta fart
What's this?
Happy birthday, son, you got a bracelet.
-What is this? -Spacecake.
l mean.... l'm Deuce.
Gasov. You mind changing that to the weather channel?
l don't know why you've done this, but l'm gonna give you everything l've got.
l could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle...
He told you how to hide money in every orifice.
-You gotta keep your bitches in line. -Yeah.
-Yous sure you don't want any? -No.
No, no, no. lt's just high tide.
l'm Deuce Bigalow. l'm a gigolo from America.
l'll get it. Okay.
My uncle is the killer!
Trans Women When curious Men show up One of us One of us
I ain't gay!
And went to a community college.
Hey. l'm sorry about that, T.J. l must have gotten a contact buzz.
-Oh, my God. -Yes.
Did anybody hurt you in there?
Chu to Joy !!!!!!
They'll be looking for me.
-Come on, l got it. -Hey, you little bastards.
l'm a fish enthussiast.
...on all his victims?
This is pretty good cake, though.
...or to defecate on our historic cobblestone streets.
l don't want a man who's chiseled and sculpted.
He heard it was big and jusicy...
Come on in here.
lt got me kicked out of school.
A lot of women would love to have a guy's dick on their face.
-Here, let me get that for you. -Thanks.
l mean, l'm gonna corner the market. Check out my new bitches.
So l thought l'd come over here and make a killing.
You gotta get out of here!
Baby hungry? Want booby?
I bit your mom ya fuck
A woman...
Ahoy there!
Now, this is a good chance to sweet-talk the client.
That is four years of research.
Hey, everybody. l'm home.
Trust me, she's worth the wait.
Retarded Huh? That’s a pretty big word for a retard
-What's he doing here? -l found him passed out in the alley.
Glenn
l think this belongs to you.
Feel my pimp hand
The old guy in the walker's one of your ho's?
l wasn't, but if you wanna talk about it, cool.
I’m ver beesy
My penis exploded.
The suspected Man-whore Killer...
Hey, this thing is locked.
Hang it to the left.
Are yous sure?
-How did you know? -lt's, like, my top-five favorite fish.
-l gotta fart. -You gotta what?
Shit.
My ass is like one big, nasty cheese grater.
Shimmer Lavender Love number 66. Discontinued in 1984.
Got myself a houseboat, some ho's.
Here's your hashish.
-Don't go in there. Stop! -Gaspar. Gaspar.