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...and could block my throat-hole.
l joined this union some 20-odd years ago for two reasons:
lf l'm a murderer, they'll welcome me home with open arms.
l was never able to satisfy a woman. l'll see to it that they won't either.
That is not a dick in my hand.
Before that, you could only get chicken or waffles.
Excusse me.
How much you getting for a Filthy Ramirez these days?
Thank you.
l'm from Canada and l'm wasted!
-We all look alike? -No, that's not it.
l don't want you to treat me differently.
Before we present the award for Man-whore of the Year...
-Get down! -l don't wanna die!
ln Thailand, l got a job in a carnival sideshow, eating broken glass.
When the McCrady family Does respond to my wife
What’s that thing hanging off of your, He-poosay
...and wanted to see for himself.
Oh, the siren.
Let's get chicken and waffles. My treat.
Gaspar!
...crazy-gay, you know?
-Like, where l'm going? Vermont? -Look, T.J...
Do you really think all a woman wants...
l am Heinz Hummer. l'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay?
-Yes, they do, liar. -No, they don't.
...and then communicates directly with a global satellite system.
l got her right here in my duffle bag.
But l know Heinz would like to be remembered for most...
There is no parking in the white zone.
Harder! Bite me harder!
This is no pot-related fatality. This is no ganja accident.
Black people all over the world will be forever grateful to the Dutch for that.
Maybe you should check my pockets for weapons of mass destruction!
Hi.
Well, how do you know he's a tourist? l mean, he could be a local.
Come, come.
That shit's the real Loch Ness monster.
-Sit down. -lt's good to see you.
l'm Eva.
...put a clothespin on your nose.
l knew sooner or later someone would figure it out.
The only thing a woman love more than a man-ho...
A male appendage.
His he..
Hey, look at that.
-You're not gonna hurt her, are you? -You can never be too careful.
''What?'' Did l offend you? Are you going to shock and awe me?
...l think l saw the real killer.
i'll take my 3 inches else where
It was my first semester at Man-whore University.
Excusse us for a moment, Deuscey.
Deuce, you saved the Man-whore Society.
l can't hear you! l'll be out in a minute!
Hey, man, keep your voice down.
And you found it in the pocket of a trench coat hanging in the closet?
People see a lot of crazy things when they're high on spacecake.
-Where is he? -l don't know.
His he..
l thought this was a coffee shop.
Well, l'll see if the penis knows any.
It was some weird guy. He tried to touch my ball..
Soy Rodrigo Bolas de Madera
Uncle, you home?
l'm lactose intolerant.
Give this to my mama.
...we shall learn how to give a lady a proper Portusguese Breakfast.
-Shut up! -Oh, shit!
That's very nice. Thanks.
-Where's Eva? -Eva's gone to the Man-whore Awards.
-T.J.? -I'm in Amsterdam.
Glenn
Cunt
The Man-whore Killer did this?
Awesome!