Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

l've went out with every girl on that list in Holland.
Trayvon Son Stoner Steve
lnspector. l got these lipticks from Marlene Alsmere.
This is the list from the man-whore union.
-l don't mind. -l'm kind of embarrased of my job.
Twatsickle
Baby walk to Mommy.
...as he was for a Turkish Snow Cone.
Oh, shit. Heinz ain't passed out. Heinz is dead.
l'm kind of embarrased of my job too. What do you do?
He was charging the same price for straight sex...
l'd like to never see that.
He was the first guy to keep from shooting his load...
...a night where we celebrate guys who can get wood no matter what.
Good choice.
...this would have never happened.
Bye, Deuce.
What's over there?
Only until l can prove my friend T.J.'s innocent.
-You idiot. -He is still at large...
Chadsworth Buckingham. Comes from a long line of ho's.
l would love to hear some Latin music.
...where the streets ain't safe for male prostitustes?
ls this truck full of marijuana? Can't you read the sign?
I am! And I did!
lf you let a woman know you care, maybe she'll give you an lrish Facial.
Maybe because they represent a decline of this once glorious city...
-...chicken and waffles? -Really?
Hey, little friend. l guess l owe you a big..
She's turning 13. We need all this pot for the party.
Kate, this is my new friend, Eva.
l can't touch doorknobs, l snap my fingers when l see a bus.
Eva. Eva.
Gdwb
Man, why you gotta bring up Delisha like that?
Then all these man-whore murders started.
l don't normally drink red wine so....
Which means any one of you could be next.
famed Mark
What?
-I ain't gay! -The suspected killer...
-Sorry. -Now, if you want to compete...
But not now because l'm busy. So leave me alone, bitch.
-Gone down the wrong hole, l think. -Check, please.
How come you didn't tell them l wasn't gay?
Oh, hey.
Don't worry about it, Sherlock Ho. l ain't gonna let you out of my sight.
l thought l'd go with a tux and satin chaps with my ass-plug cuff link..
See you around, T.J.
Kaiser! Get your old ass back in the booth!
...are right here under one roof, all asking:
What's that thing hanging off of your he-pussy?
When they came for our Juul's I'm ashamed to say...I stood down!
He's the Jackie Robinson of ass-eating.
gg
Vladmir Suckmeov.
I’LL TAKE MY 3 INCHES ELSEWHERE
Okay, l gotta go now, Ma.
lt's got all the clients that went out with the dead gigolos.
So that's what you do here.
...we really need you on the set. All the guys are waiting.
l'm sorry. Bells make me do that.
-Bite me! -You sure?
...be whistling that specific song? The odds would be astronomical.
Homo
No more spacecakes for you.
It's like a torpedo No head
l'm a scenic artist.
lt's a knockoff of Old Spice.
...or have a gigantic schlong like Heinz Hummer.
What's that thing hanging off of your he-pussy?''
She's the woman that made me start into prostitustion...
But why? What did man-whores ever do to you?
Baby walk to Mommy.
You're such a racist. l got half a mind to stop helping you save me.
What's with all these red lights?
Hi, l'm Deuce-- Biggest lady l've ever seen.
-She'll be fine, sir. -All right.
Never been high, never gonna be.
lt's Eva?
Andy Reid Has a message for the Refs
-So, what do you do? -l just got fired.
lf you're going to stick two in there, you're gonna need a lot of lubricant.
What do you want, T.J.? l'm busy.
Those gigolos don't know what they're talking about.
He was also a suspercilious cunt.
It’s ok! You tried.
lt's makes my esophageal lining swell up...
Hey, how many people get to do this on their honeymoon?
This.
Now the award you've all been waiting for:
Look, l understand this must be very difficult for you...