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- DAPHNE: Bye. - CAMERON: Bye.
(WATER BURBLING)
No. We never fight.
Fine. (SNIFFS)
The other thing is, I'm here with my father
- It's a territory. - DAPHNE: Yes!
{\an8}Uh...
Yeah. I try to be. Um...
- Bye. - Bye.
- ALBIE: Yeah. - I don't know what she-- Ugh.
Yeah. Don't you cut my balls off, baby.
ALBIE: Nonno, you met Portia yesterday.
PORTIA: Like, I just wanna... (CHUCKLES)
- TANYA: No, you do. - No, I don't.
Dad, how many times do we have to go over this?
What news?
and my son, so I can't really be seen with you.
♪ Are ♪
(LAUGHS)
Yes, but, uh, the road can be really tricky.
Well, good thing it wasn't glass.
GREG: I'm gonna get a plate.
You know, and I don't like the way he alpha dogs you.
Hey, sorry about before, you know?
♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
So what you're saying is, you don't have sex.
like someone who lives in a cave.
Really?
TANYA MCQUOID-HUNT: Honey?
I just don't wanna be like my dad.
That's so nice.
(INHALES) And then we... we drink lots of aperitivos,
(LAUGHS)
{\an8}(IN ITALIAN)
♪ The robins that sing ♪
♪ The best things in life Are free ♪
That's right. Yeah, of course.
- Fucking geniuses. (SIGHS) - No. (GROANS)
If we don't work out, what am I supposed to do
and I'm hoping you're gonna let them in.
(INHALES DEEPLY) ...I don't think that.
-(WAVES CRASHING) - I'm gonna go for a swim.
BERT: Mm.
CAMERON: We love Venice.
Your mistake was being sloppy.
♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪
but you wanna meet up in like two hours?
when you feel threatened or something.
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Really?
And then you... you freaked out
- Like bugs. - CAMERON: Yeah.
Um...
- Yeah? - I can't breathe.
(SCOFFS) What? I'm fine with it.
Well, Albie told me you guys are here to learn
Peppa Pig.
Honestly, I think you can do better than a caveman.
then your relationship is not real. It's like, yeah,
Come on, babe. They're-- they're fine, all right?
No, this is-- This is the Italian dream.
Problem is I'm more of a morning sex guy