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But it's just, like, are these the kind of people
I don't know what my problem is.
You know?
GREG: Release your grip a little bit.
I don't-- I don't think that.
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
maybe it's a way of soothing yourself
I don't know, like, up my meds or something.
It's in those moments you realize just how much
{\an8}MIA:
Uh, buongiorno.
What's with the boner?
You always do this with certain people.
Well, you can tell her your feelings
(RHYTHMIC SQUELCHING)
- DAPHNE: What'd they say? -(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Maybe we should get a taxi, Dad.
(VESPA ENGINE REVVING)
Sure.
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
♪ (MUSIC TURNS TENSE) ♪
all in the same bed?
We drank by the pool, we had dinner,
(SCOFFS) What a view.
RESORT GUEST 2: Is that cheese, or...
PORN ACTRESS: (MOANING) I can't believe how hot--
You're just-- you're a full-of-shit man.
Yeah, I'm just, um... It's-- My boss is just...
BERT: So, your employer doesn't want you around, huh?
It's against the law.
What kind of girl or person do you wanna, you know,
-(CLEARS THROAT) Uh... Listen. - ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
And then takes me for a drive on his Vespa.
- This is the spot. - PORTIA: (CHUCKLES) Right here.
You made my Italian dream come true.
Oh.
♪ (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(HARPER SCOFFS) - Why are you threatened by them?
- You look so pink. - GREG: Here.
it almost killed me.
-(DAPHNE CHUCKLING) - What's that supposed to mean?
Well, she was very sick, so...
(TANYA GROANS)
(GROANS)
(APPLAUSE)
{\an8}(BOTH LAUGH)
You change your mind about everything constantly.
DAPHNE: Nice.
-(BIRDS CHIRPING) - ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
I just feel like... (GRUNTS SOFTLY)
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- Got to exercise, you know? - ALBIE DI GRASSO: Dad! Over here.
so you don't see any of the other stuff.
I think I just need to...
Thank you very much.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm afraid I will need to add their names on your room,
Not at all. When there's a young, pretty lady around,
Yeah. But, I mean, couldn't someone else do it?
I still don't understand why Abby isn't here.
- We weren't sure for a while. - Yeah. We've debated it a lot.
Okay. (LAUGHS)
- Oh, no. - BERT: Yeah.
on my room and add...
why they're not attracted to them anymore.
- Anyway. - Yeah, anyway. (GROANS)
What are we talking about?
- Okay. - ALBIE: Yeah.