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Fine! I'll do it myself. This is going great.
You sabotaged us, Mr. Robot!
and then you trapped us in there, didn't you?
- Can we go in, sir? - Fine, just make it quick.
Captain McGintley, just passed away.
not like us Type A's.
- You guys didn't hear that, did you? - I'm still hearing it.
but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551,
Three corndogs for 99 cents?
Sergeant Terrance Jeffords,
Hey, speaking of names...
You don't have to chew.
I'm doing this because of how much I care about you,
We just have to make less stops.
- I love you. - I love you.
I need you to climb back on that strungness ladder,
and let the sun do the rest.
But you didn't turn it down, did you, Captain?
Of course, they can't take passengers,
I called them, and they ship their packages
jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York,
[BEASTIE BOYS' "NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN" PLAYING]
There's literally nothing left for me to shoot.
There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters.
Cheese puff, sir?
In an hour and a half, so get up and get ready.
and the van return goes smoothly
- You know, travel should be like jazz. - Nuh-uh.
Suffer? This is a dream come true.
Trick question. The party's right here, boy!
She's creeping her way to heaven.
This is my decision,
And our clothes and food!
Oh, thank you so much for letting us stay here.
- Please don't call me that. - Okay, fine,
with a hot towel wrapped around my big bald head!
Your first class mint?
and there's no traffic at the airport
I thought they'd shut the engine down.
- I know, I'm sorry, but it's the only way. - Me first!
[MUNCHING]
The slightest slipup could cost him the job, and...
Great. You call an ambulance,