Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Was that a woman's voice? - It's my sister.

And funerals are a meat market.

is 'cause you were making sure of it.

since you broke up with Pimento.

I know you always hoped that you'd be Commissioner.

but on the way here, we passed the town of Jacksboro.

The building from "Die Hard." Can we go in?

Wait, wait! Just one more thing.

and he's gonna nail it and fulfill his destiny

Okay. I love you.

- next to a cow orgy. - I would much rather be hanging out with you.

[KATRINA & THE WAVES' "WALKING ON SUNSHINE" PLAYING]

- Maybe they're into both? - I hear they're into leather.

- no wait, Mish-es Doubtfire. Oh, my God! - [TIRES SCREECH]

Well, we've been in these clothes since Friday. We smell like butt.

- Well, I'm sure it didn't help. - Yeah.

'cause I'm a cool guy with cool interests,

- Just leave it alone, Boyle. - By all means.

Hey, guys, the door doesn't close all the way.

Now, I order a lot of beef jerky online,

And just like that, things got interesting.

Hey, guys, listen up, from now on,

- Let me see it! - No...

Can't sleep either, huh?

- so we'd have to stop more often? - It wasn't difficult.

- All flights are grounded. - Oh, man.

that not much money can buy: The American Creeper.

and it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas.

so your responsibility is my responsibility too.

that makes him look like a giant old baby.

American Creepers, let's get creeping!