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[INHALING SHARPLY, HUFFING]
that's just cow intercourse.
♪ ♪
[GRUNTS] I'm on fire!
Nope, just four.
I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve.
of the freakin' NYPD,
- Hundreds. - And you broke the speedometer. And what else?
Yeah, if you're a robot,
I'm touched...
Is this cattle trailer safe?
and you bond over secrets.
Also, laser jails.
Okay, let's not get carried away.
quatre-vingt-dix-neuf
in the back of a bovine transport unit.
- Like, half an hour. - Great!
we could still make it.
doesn't mean I still can't be First Class Terry.
for getting Holt back for his interview.
in the back of a gray bovine transport unit.
we went to the deli for cold cuts,
but it's like, what is time even?
You're compromised?
and we just drive at max speed. Captain, punch it. Punch it.
Of course you are.
Victory honk. [PROLONGED HONK]
I checked with all the car rental agencies.
Ah-ha!
We just wasted ten minutes for no reason.
Yes! Pull in over there, Argyle!
- What are you implying? - Let me see your phone.
- Drink this instead. - A mimosa!
So, what are you gonna do when you're Commish?
Is it all just a lie?
- And mine. - And mine.
- _ - Hey, one hour down.
- or is this a call-and-response thing? - No, that was great.
Well, I still wish I could've got you back in time.
We are the cow insemination kings of Central Texas.
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