HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I used up my miles, and upgraded first class.
It is what it is, Daddy-O.
Take my picture with it! Take my picture with it!
So, bottom-line this thing for me.
- It's still on fire. - She's gone, Jakey.
Seamus Murphy.
They put a short list together of possible replacements,
- Wait... - So you risked everything
Of course, sir. Go get 'em.
- Didn't you? - Fine. I did.
- _ - We're gonna miss our flight.
Who says I'm even interested in becoming Commissioner?
It's not the extra leg room
Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve
That's because they're all stress-free,
to try and get you back to New York in time, and for what?
and I do have a dog named Cheddar.
Well, yes, but everything's made with chemicals,
and you're on it.
♪ ♪
- [GROANS] - [PLEASANT MUSIC]
in exchange for a favor.
[BOTH GRUNT]
- Why are you not punching it? - I'm not comfortable
and it's also my responsibility.
[ALL GROAN]
I might have a solution for that.
picked up John McClane at the airport.
they're having the time of their life.
- What are you doing, Boyle? - Just brushing my hair.
So, where's the party at?
♪ ♪
You knew I would see it and go insane and have to go inside,
How far is it to Mansfurd, Texas?
So, I didn't say anything about being bi,
which is something your body needs.
Oh, okay. You do you, Commish.
- Murphy complication. - Two words: laser jails.
[EXCITING MUSIC]
Take my picture with it! But then he unclasps the watch,
The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit,
Also, now we go back to never talking about my love life again.
that I can't quite place right now.
- or the complimentary drinks... - Actually, Terry,
Oh, please.
Unless...
All I have left is this first class mint,
Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.
so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m.
Take my picture with it!