Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why didn't you say that?

5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.

What the hell was that noise?

...I never really had a Charlie Parker.

I'm update? Terence

I swear I had it here two seconds ago. It's gotta be around here.

...never to be laughed at again.

My parents like to criticise me too.

when we leave sticks on the trailer

So for the final father-fucking time...

And a year later, he goes back to the Reno and he steps up on that stage...

You know, maybe you go too far and you discourage the next Charlie Parker...

I've made Neiman a temporary core, but with this competition coming up...

LOL FUCKIN RETARDS They're exactly like women

When You’re Dad was so angry that you didn’t listen to what he is saying

All right, gang, Whiplash.

...you fucking weepy-willow shit sack? -I earned that part.

Let's hear some fills.

- Who wants dessert? -Heard from Lincoln Center?

Well michael Then why the fuck didn't you say so

Hey. Come on. Please, come on. You're still open.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

- Did you hear, Jim? -No, what?

Not quite my tempo. Connolly.

You're gonna tell me to ease up on the drumming, spend more time with you.

Adjusting the seat? Really?

What is--? You said Jayvees?

- I can take it from the top. -Connolly, go ahead.

You are fucking kidding me.

- One, two, three, four. -Jesus Christ.

...so I'll start playing in competitions. I just--

Restarted ass Matha fucka

- I do give a shit. -So are you upset? Yes or fucking no?

I gave Connolly the chart this morning.

So how's it going with the Studio Band?

- See you after the show. -Absolutely.

Don't forget to turn Neiman's pages. Here we go.

...one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau...

Yeah, and Dustin is heading up Model UN...

- Saw that. -Okay.

- We 're moving on-stage. - I got locked in my car. I'm coming.

Five, six, and...

Travis and Dustin, they have plenty of friends and plenty of purpose.

If you need to fucking take a dump or get a coffee...

Thanks, man. Here you go.

You understand what I'm saying?

I know that's not, you know, enough, but I'm just really sorry.

You have a path, you're going to be great, I'm gonna be forgotten...

I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.

...to finally bring this home. What do you say?

One and two and...

- I've called 911. -Look, I gotta go.

Me At the kid before me who’s taking 5 minutes to use the bathroom who I desperately need to come back so I can eat.

JT when he changes his bowling ball

The folder was your responsibility.

You can barely chew this.

One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four.

This is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not be serving baked Alaska...

Tenor, let's start the pickup to 11.

And please, is this really Eva?

- How's that? Good? -Little right.

- I need to look at the music. -it's right here.

- Okay. Yeah. I will. -Yeah.

I'm not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnished...

But your friends will remember you, that's the point.

I know I made enemies.

Do you think that I would let him put my son through hell...

It's like a-- It's a jazz thing.

Get the fuck out of my guild before i demolish you

The only reason you're a fucking core is because you misplaced a folder.

- Find the folder! -Okay, I'm sorry.

- No, listen-- I get it. -I'm sorry.

- He didn't do anything. -What is wrong with you? It's over, okay?

That's my fucking tempo

If your ass is not on that stool with your own sticks in hand...

Find the fucking folder! A fucking janitor?

- Monday. Andrew. -All right.

- When did you start talking to her? -Your father got in contact this week.

Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.

BULLSHIT FUCK YOU

- Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head. -Exactly.

I actually fucking tried.

Two bars for free.

...but the band I'm leading for JVC, my drummer is not cutting it.

This is why I don't think we should be together.

Forgot my jacket.

Quarter note equals 330.

It's the best music school in the country.

Now, was I rushing or was I dragging?

People wonder why jazz is dying.

A-one, two, three...

I'm Terence Fletcher, these are some of the best musicians in New York...

I found out I'm the youngest person in the band.

Do I look like a double fucking rainbow to you? You must be upset.

- You know Whiplash by heart? -Yes. Every measure.

Okay, man, ready?

Five, six, and...