Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The talent at this table, that is stunning.

They're trying to outlive their wives so they can be bachelors again.

Fudd has a chance of getting put back in, so why would he jeopardise that?

This scared, skinny kid...

I don't know. I guess it's just the people. I don't know if they like me very much.

That's my fucking tempo

That's a great kit.

I don't want you to worry about hits now. Just tempo, okay?

I'm part of Shaffefls top jazz orchestra...

Thank you, Joe.

Good morning, everybody.

...I'd rather just, you know, break it off clean.

Well, that's okay, Charlie. That was all right. Good job.

You will be banned!

- I can use Ryan's sticks. -Neiman, you lost the fucking part.

...other than peaches and cream to say about me is a mystery.

I don't really think he likes jazz music.

Neiman. Stick around a minute.

- Did you hear, Jim? -No, what?

Before I continue, would that player care to identify himself?

Jenkins right now: I'm upset!

The truth is, Andrew...

...and he was really struggling.

- I'm Nicole. -Nice to meet you, Nicole.

- I'm upset. -Louder.

...or if you make one fucking mistake...

Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?

I don't have a major yet.

- That's a good laugh, right? -I'm sorry.

The kit is a fucking tonal catastrophe. Get it in tune, all right?

You think I'm fucking stupid?

- Can't? -Yeah.

...you're done.

...and, like, complain about our schools again.

- No Swedish Fish? -No, not today.

Now, this one really upsets me. We have a TONE-DEAF director here.

- That make it better? -Yeah, little bit.

Give a calculator to a Wagner Coach and he's gonna try turning on a TV with it

Maybe it's time...

YOU HEAR ME C***SU****S? YOU BETTER START SHITTING ME PERFECT QUESTIONS

That’s been your problem? The Seat Height?

What did you do to your hand?

Am I to understand that you cannot read tempo?

- Good. How are you? -Good, thanks.

So, Neiman, go ahead, jump on the kit, take it from the top.

Are you playing an instrument yet?

I'm guessing most of you folks have heard--

His mother claims this started during his time as Fletcher's student.

...because Jones threw a cymbal at his head.

I see you in here a lot, and I think that you're really pretty and...

It's just life.

Maybe now's the time for Neiman to earn the part.

- The usual? You want, like--? -No.

I guess he got discouraged.

The next Charlie Parker.

Are MVARs leading Or are they Lagging?

And you're not?

Whoever it is, this is your last chance.

Accent, yeah...

That was a little extra avant-garde there from the rhythm section.

Rhythm and soloists, bar 45.

I'm part of Shaffefls top jazz orchestra...

You walk in here an alternate, you could be the new core.

- Good. How are you? -Good, thanks.

I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people talk about me...

Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea how you're gonna take this...

What's your name?

You know, people change and things work out.

I can still fucking see you, Mini-Me!

So, if you gleam in the moonlight with Tiffany… It won't be good for Tiffany, it would be good for me.

Me to Nestor when hes benching the bar

I feel really homesick sometimes.

What did you do to your hand?

I guess he's more of a teacher, really.

...say it louder! -I'm upset!

See the tempo marking on there?

Not quite my metric

FLETCHER: So for the final ... REDACTING TIME!!!!!!!!, SAY IT LOUDER!!!!!!!! NEIMAN: I'M UPSET!!!!!!!!

Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.

- Catch on quick. Are you in Model UN? -I got a reply for you.

- Hello? -Hey, Nicole, it's Andrew.

I get off at 7 on Monday.

...you fucking pathetic, pansy-ass fruit fuck.

I'm warming up the band now.

- Are you driving, man? -No.

Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early.

So, are you upset? Yes or fucking no?

Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do?

But I don't-- I don't...

...which means they're some of the best musicians in the world.

When bro changes gun skins after losing all night

Yeah. I really like the music that they play.

That is a double-time swing.

- Yes. What is that? -Dotted 16th note.

Last time I saw you, you were very tiny.

So, Neiman, go ahead, jump on the kit, take it from the top.

- Your mother, what does she do? -I don't know. She left when I was a baby.

How do you know who wins in a music competition? Isn't it subjective?

Look, I don't really know how--

What the fuck you doing?

Do not touch this kit.

...and that's bad enough.

This place is nice.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

- Saw that. -Okay.