Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There are no two words in the English language more harmful...

And his opinion means a lot to you, doesn't it?

Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas

- I feel the same about people at Shaffer. -Yeah?

Five, six, and...

The only reason you're a fucking core is because you misplaced a folder.

Well, glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, darling.

Marriages are very healthy.

You know, Charlie Parker became Bird...

I guess he's more of a teacher, really.

- You're joking. You're fucking around? _No__

Just tell me what to say.

- No, listen-- I get it. -I'm sorry.

...you earned the part.

And you're not?

You believe that, right?

Wait for my cue.

Listen up, Cocksuckers.

Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin...

Tanner, are you a fucking statue? Let's go. Get off the stool.

...and you won't be able to give me the time of day...

Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?

What year are you?

I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.

- Start. -Five, six, seven--

Listen, the key is to just relax.

...other than peaches and cream to say about me is a mystery.

...in the practice room working on his double-time swing.

Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.

Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.

All right, take 10. When we get back, the squeaker's on.

All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.

One and two and...

There's no fucking Mars bar down there. What are you looking at?

What about Ryan Connolly?

Marriages are very healthy.

You know, people change and things work out.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

- Here. -At 7 p.m.

It's like Jay Leno. Look.

You're here for a reason.

He's out of your life. Why would you let him get away?

5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.

Sorry. Can you--? Just one more time?

Let's go. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.

We're very excited to be here kicking off the JVC Festival this year.

TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL

Give yourselves at least two hours to get there this time, all right?

TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL

Married men live much longer than bachelors.

Five, six, seven...

Although why anybody would have anything...

Sorry, we have a new player. Ryan Connolly.

It's My Jacket and I Decide Who to Lend it To

...that's why guys wouldn't like me.

I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.

All right, gang, Whiplash.

Even when I do, I'm gonna be thinking about drumming.

I'm gonna start calling you Flannery.

A little trouble there. Just pick it up at 17.

YOUR A DUMB FUCK A DUMB FUCK

You think I'm fucking stupid?

Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.

One, two, three, four. One, two, three--

I don't understand you.

Fletcher would never know it was you who spoke up.

- Get the fuck off me. -Get off me. Fuck off.

Like, a JVC thing. And I didn't know if maybe you'd wanna go...

Last month, he hanged himself in his apartment.

That's enough of that. Just back to the core drums, please.

Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.

There are no two words in the English language more harmful...

That was you problem the whole time Leap direction

...so I'll start playing in competitions. I just--

Your chin's very nice. Very nice.

Hey, do you mind?

...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...

if I ever see someone ask about the F1M again

Look, I don't really know how--

Get the fuck out of my guild before i demolish you

I get off at 7 on Monday.

But anyway, I got-- I actually have this show this weekend.

Every time I saw you at the theatre, your eyes were glued to the floor.

On the other hand...

- We 're on-stage in 20. - I know.

Did I ask you to start playing?

- Oh, my God, are you serious? -Thanks.

Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea how you're gonna take this...

All right. All right.

...from ever becoming Charlie Parker. -No, man, no.

- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?

Your chin's very nice. Very nice.

I was singing and playing the overture from Romeo and Juliet. I'd rather not have made a mouth of man.

- We have an issue. -Okay, now is not the time.

Thanks, man. Here you go.

I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player.

- Did you see--? -How could you be so stupid?

the angriest coach in pe be like

Parker's a young kid, pretty good on the sax.

TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL

Metz, why are you still sitting there? Get the fuck out!

The folder was your responsibility.

- I know. Maybe a janitor came by. -A janitor?

Jimbo? Overcooked.

- Hey. How are you, man? -Good to see you.

Jimbo? Overcooked.

…than okay buddy

Do you think you're out of tune?

...by Tim Simonec called Upswingin'.

It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.

- I don't-- I don't think so at all. -Well, that's nice.

To make sure Terence Fletcher is never allowed to do this to another student.

Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?

Stop pulling adds dumb fuck stop being a dumb fuck

- You okay? -Yeah.