Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One and two and...
All right, let's do reeds, yeah?
Hey, Dad, look at my paradiddle.
I'm upset!!!!! You-
That was truly pathetic.
What do you study?
Bar 17, the and of four.
This is why I don't think we should be together.
- One, two, three, four. -Rushing or dragging?
All right, everybody, from the top.
...which I'm afraid is even worse.
You know, Caravan, Whiplash.
- I don't know. -Count again.
- No, it's not. -Yeah, it is.
...because you have bigger things to pursue.
When you're in line and the person in front of you is not moving But he says he's not actually in line
All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.
...and that's bad enough.
If one more person says “it’s okay it’s not like anything will change”
It's Carlton football. It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.
Test Test
Me when someone makes an excuse to get out of DND
- You got any friends, Andy? -No.
Maybe not.
How do I get to Hargrove?
- Not today. -Big on the bottom. Put some sugar on it.
We got a squeaker today, people. Neiman.
And in first place...
- Hey. -How are you?
Carl.
- Am I late? -Perfect timing.
Okay.
You're right. We should not be dating.
Neiman.
I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people talk about me...
BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU!
Let's go with the Irish Mick Paddy cracker now.
That's been your problem the whole time? The Seat Height?
Yeah.
ANSWER!- aggro'd but im not tanking
- Well, hey, listen-- -I mean, come on.
Whiplash, bar 125.
Save your travel receipts.
Who are you gonna play with otherwise? Lennon and McCartney were buddies.
وقنی نمی‌دونم قضیه چیه وقنی فیلم دیپک
Six years ago...
...and your answer was to turn into a wind-up monkey.
What the fuck did you say to me?
- I'm in Studio Band because I'm the-- -Back off.
Only reason you're in Studio Band to begin with is because I told you...
Okay. Well, I guess maybe I'll see you guys there.
Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah. Turn my pages, bitch.
I'm not gonna be able to spend time with you.
L-- I can't go on-stage. I don't know the charts by heart.
Wanna grab the shakers?
I apologise to the musicians.
- Really? You don't. -Yeah.
Now, this one really upsets me. We have an out-of-tune player here.
“Shaffer Conservatory.
- Connolly's playing the part. -Like fucking hell.
Yeah.
Sight-read measure 101.
...one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau...
So, what do they want?
Okay. All right.
As fate would have it, I recently stumbled across another kid...
And so for those reasons...
- Start. -Five, six, seven--
That was you problem the whole time Lep direction
Do you think you're out of tune?
One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four.
The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.
Here we go.
- That's actually pretty mean. -That should've-- I'm sorry.
I'll cue you alright
...you're done.
The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.
Right on, man.
...at the age of 34 is not my idea of success.
...because your mind's on a Happy Meal instead of on pitch.
He's dumb but he's not stupid.
Rushing or rushing and receiving
...like a fucking 9-year-old girl.
Darnell Wright that is not your boyfriend’s DICK DO NOT COME EARLY
All right, gang, listen up. Now, for those of you who are new at this...
You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped piece of shit
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No, double-time. Double it.
- Three. -Yo, Ryan.
Hurry the fuck up. Get your music.
Look,L...
- You choose. -That's my part. I'll be on your stage.
Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?
- Neiman lost it. -Yes, sir.
- I've called 911. -Look, I gotta go.
Yeah.
- What's your name? -it's okay. No big deal.
I guess he got discouraged.
...or you don't know you're out of tune...
I don't care too much. I think it just-- It changes.
...I came across a kid in a practice room working on his scales.
Well, I don't know if I can come. I-- I'll have to check with my boyfriend.
I will fuck you like a pig
I know, I know. I'm almost there. I'm right there.
I don't know yet.
Usually it's somebody that has fucking sticks.
Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick. Do not come early.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Rushing. Five, six, and...
Morgz (2014) Morgan, Big Jill, Jenson, Bald Martin, Darren, Mr. Nobles
Yeah, I'll check, but I don't know.
- Hey, guy. -What the fuck happened to you?
She did wanna be an actress when she was my age.
For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson.
It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.
...died yesterday...
You know that for a fact?
Good.
Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?
I wanna be one of the greats.
It's all good. No worries.
Yeah. I don't think they like me too much.
Fucking piece of shit!
All set?
...soon to be Rhodes Scholar and who knows what else.
No, no, I know, I know.
Now, this one really upsets me. We have a player behind in ideas
None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. That's the point.
...what it was I was doing at Shaffer.
...that Sean...
Jackson, congratulations, you're fourth chair.
Please go away.
ANSWER! aggro'd but im not tanking
- Fletcher's got Connolly warming up. - God fucking da-- Okay.
Okay.
Three, four.
...if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work...
So for the final ... REDACTING TIME!!!!!!!!,
- That's what got you in here, right? -Oh, yeah.
And I put him in Studio Band.
We definitely have an out-of-tune player.